Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Talking donkeys my ass!
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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You are now thinking manually.
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Even your suspicions are suspect
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ALL THAT RISES MUST CONVERGE.
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If you're so special, why aren't you dead?
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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A tree and a squid were killed to write this message.
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Constant mutation is the key to self elevation
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Victimize Circumstance!
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MAKE IT STOP
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Good luck on your exam.
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Reading is not understanding.
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Subversive is the new black.
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I take my comedy seriously, and my seriousness humorously.
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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Atheists just don't have soul man.
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I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.
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If you divide Jesus , he does not disapear but getting three
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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OVER ONE MILLION SMILES PER HOUR!
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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we stand on the shoulders of midgets
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Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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ask yourself: "why should I trust your track record?"
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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i find memebombs hard to masturbate to, but i still use it daily.
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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Yes men get all the babes!
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I am no longer infected
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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Please use other door.
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Christ's teachings are in the public domain.
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The biggest mistake ever done was giving you a keyboard and access to the internet
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The Machine (TM) says: Go back to sleep!
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all roads lead to qumran
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Now now, don't go starting any revolutions! -the Mgt.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and three hundred sixty-two admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision.
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What are you doing out here? Haven't you heard about the curfew?
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Empty Heart, Empty Mind, Empty Soul - VACANCY!!
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If not now, then when?
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a lifetime provides the many deaths of god
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Dead puppies aren't much fun.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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Don't worry: all will be obscured in time
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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to disagree presupposes moral integrity
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Was it worth it?
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deceive regularly
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we judge ourselves through the eyes of others
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apologies
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Don't worry, no one else believes this bullshit either.
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you are now breathing automatically
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Not all people are human.
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Why ask why, just shut up and die
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Proper noun noun proper noun noun verb verb proper noun noun
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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That's what she said.
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if you live simply there is nothing to worry about
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Get 0%, win
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SUPPORT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO ARM BEARS!
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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It can't rain all the time
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out of sight, out of mind - invisible, insane.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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If the Devil is the God of baser things, I dare you to hit a home run.
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Bad things come to those who wait too.
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We are not stuff that abides
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Every time you see this sentence you will recognize it.
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Caution: dry floor.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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fuck it we ball
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A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.
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Ethos under desconstruction
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No matter how good it is, there's always better.
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I disagree with your opinion, but I will defend to the death your right to go fuck yourself.
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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read banned books
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If Ayn rand had had children she could have stopped atlas from shrugging.
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Once you leave this room, will anything change?
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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Accept what people wish to give, Not what you want to take
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worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do without doing anything.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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God doesn't believe in you, either.
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tHINK tWICE, SPEAK ONCE
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A suspicious mind is a healthy mind
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If life gives you lemons, build a rocket-powered lemon gun.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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My love... i will find you where ever you are...
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