You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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