Semi Official Memebomb Archive

HAIL THIS CORD! -Q
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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go within the flow
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TREY CRAY
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Lucifer goes to church.
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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When stupid people are set free, the first thing they do is to make stupidity illegal.
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Work your magic: You need to pull the bunny out of the hat. You can't just walk in with the bunny.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Rejoin the human race.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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This is a mindjacking!
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Sinister Dexter has a broken spirometer.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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You cannot be, what you really could, be as long as you think, you are only what you are.
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You are a flight risk. Bail set to ______________
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The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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man created god so that he could win every argument
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Murphey's law always brings good luck, you mortals just don't see it that way.
(The Goddess Murphey)
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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No one has died for your sins
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All the horrible shit you're paranoid of is coming true.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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That wasn't a bomb; it was a suggestion.
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jesus, that's a good one!
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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IGNORANCE IS EVERYWHERE
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Philosophy is masturbation, it achieves hardly anything and won't get you far in life, but it feels good so we do it anyway.
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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I just hijacked your brain. You can have it back at the end of this sentence.
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The only thing you can be certain of is that you can read this.
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A little pain actually hurt everyone who has experienced a little pain.
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How would language evolve if everyone claimed copyright on the words they invent?
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And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."
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Perverts aren't the only ones to molest your kids.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?
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"Hauch"
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Chaste makes waste.
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THE MAP IS A DIFFERENT TERRITORY.
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I GET IT!
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This is not here
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Kill your idols before they kill you
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I know you, and I know your game...
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That that is is that that is not is not is that it it is
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You are not your self-image.
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physical culture is second best
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no end finding curious or interesting pages that eat away time, never knowing if that time could be better spent... until you spend it and find out!
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The trick is whatever happens next
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The Market demand escalation of all things because anything else is slavery.
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Perversion is a state of mind.
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fundamentalist Christians, fundamentalist atheists, and fundamentalist materialists!! 3 f's!!!
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I CAN SELL A CONDOM TO A RAPIST.
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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Click here to win.
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Do you own your ego, or does your ego own you?
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Most women secretly hate men, and most men secretly think they deserve it.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Don't fart then inhale it
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It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen.
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Talking donkeys my ass!
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Money is like a bowl of hot soup; if you don’t blow it, you can’t enjoy it right away
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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THEY CALL IT A REVIVAL WHEN IT'S A RENEWAL.
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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You are really invisible when nothing can see you.
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In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.
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I just love the way you hate
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This is just another slick marketing enterprise.
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You are now trapped.
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the most things on the Internet is a waste of time but a nice kind of wasting your time! TO Know what is time-wasting and what is useful or good too keep, you have to test it all - OMG!
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Stop reading, start thinking.
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Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.
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corporations are money obsessed sociopathic Voltrons that eat freedom and want you to be their tiger fists
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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These words mean nothing.
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only the robots are on time anymore
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to volunteer is reactionary
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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Thanks to capitalism, the masses now have a wide selection of opiates.
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of the Environment
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
-unknown
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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The Average Person has less than three Original Thoughts per week.
You'd better get cracking.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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Caution: dry floor.
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