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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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No hidden agenda in this message here, no sir.
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to flallop about wildly.
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If it wasn't for television, you'd have never gotten that tattoo.
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Even when in doubt, i believe myself.
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science depends upon causality. causality is a matter of faith.
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Trust me--I am an anonymous stranger with foul intentions!
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Life has no rehearsals, only performances.
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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Go talk to that old weird guy at Dennys.
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lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
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Do not read this message.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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get off your knees!!!!!
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2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2
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Youthanize yourself
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I hate myself to sleep at night
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F(n) = O(r+d)
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by? Perhaps They had a falling out.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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Support safe sex: give a blowjob to a prostitute.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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Why are you too good to die?
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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There is no Truth here.
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Welcome to the English Language, population: Not You.
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ensure that your life stays in flux
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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dual spirituality is like having dual nationality
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Yes i did .
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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If you can see this, make sure they can't.
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Their planet's surface is characterized by a ceaseless wind much like the kind made by speaking through loose fitting dentures or the nocturnal nostril noises of snoring somnambulists.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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you can be right and still be murdered
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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Life is Too Short to Rush
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it's a headless blunder
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Examine the following:
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Logically, <4 is better than <3.
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YOU LOVE TO WORRY SO MUCH THAT YOU INVENT EXCUSES TO DO IT!
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'Authority' is the policeman in your head, not the policeman on your street.
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you don't get to be my psychic terrorist
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I think it's safe to say that Dali fucking called it.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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ALWAYS IS
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This is a pipe.
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a brain capable of memory develops behavior, the rest are just reacting.
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Your dick sucks!
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If being wrong is right, I don't want to be wrong.
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Humans sure have a strange way of dying.
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If I had an axe, I'd still be free.
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Do what you want cause a Pirate is Free.
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Maybe you're a product too
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Secrecy kills.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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today is under construction
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Private parking in Area only !
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Take no shit, take a crap
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People often find it easier to be a result of the past than a cause of the future.
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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awful punishment awaits really bad people
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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private property created crime
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MINDCRAFT
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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This mind intentionally left blank..
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We don't have an oversight problem. We have an undersight problem.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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If it's not pointlessly complicated, it's not going to work
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Don't try to do no thinking
Just go on with your drinking
And have your fun
You old son of a gun
And drive home in your lincoln-
Fz&TMOI
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You know, the fact that you are even reading this is completely by random chance.
OH MY GOD, LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!!
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I'd rather be a rising ape than a falling angel.
--Terry pratchett
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It is with a deep sense of joy and wonder that I wish these few larblishes help you shack off the smeckles of nimb lecklisness and brim qwirkqwishly in the deep helber swuag.
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Ultimately wise magic crystal ball divination says: MAYBE
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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In the end. there's a period.
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You aren't free and you don't want to be.
We all search for our ideal cage.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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what was i just thinking about?
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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You either wait your turn or you make your turn
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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You are not an individual.
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The rarity of genuine feeling in human society sometimes makes me stop in the street to watch a dog gnawing a bone.
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Strike any user to continue.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Hail/Beware the heretical order of eternal anarchy
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