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Pretend you're not pretending
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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Is there anybody in between there?
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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bleed for the international power
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Fumble the bumble
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We can meet the end, naked and screaming, or we can suffer.
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Swim through the fire for a new haircut
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Got your knows!
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Shave your veins to protect them from pathogens
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remember you always have freedom of choice
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Try to stop thinking for 5 seconds...
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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COMMON SENSE IS NEITHER.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Be young - shut up!
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The new money is info.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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you must know where you stop and the world begins
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Be nice to other people; they outnumber you 6 billion to one.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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An idle mind is worth two in the bush.
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challenge your habits
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Head Your mind!
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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The world is too loud nowadays
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"What happens when a country runs out of cash? They either go commie, or they go fash" -Jris Majesty Gregory Jreg Guevera
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Critique Thyself
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It happened to you too
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The early worm gets the bird.
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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Enlightenment is masturbatory
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Prophets profit.
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They know you're reading this.
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We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.
-La Rochefoucauld
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Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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People will buy anything that's one to a customer.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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"Specialization breeds biases that ultimately aggregate as international & ideological discord, which, in turn, leads to war." ~Bucky Fuller
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Sorry Mario, but your princess is just another castle.
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Infect Yourself.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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never fear goddess is here
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FEAR IS WORSHIP
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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IMAGINE THE ODDS YOU BEAT TO EVEN READ THIS! YOU WERE THE FIRST SPERM TO REACH THE EGG! YOU ALREADY WON, SO FUCKING RELAX ALREADY!
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after birth is before death
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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Jesus loves war!
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the whether is changing
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Try to outlive these words.
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Swing Dancing means never having to say "I'm sorry"
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Cool manacle! ...It's a watch? Yeah, that's what I said.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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The free market never cured malaria.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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raw backwards is war
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dISCORD, DAT CORD... WE NEED CORD MANAGEMENT!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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The principles of the holy lands are simply the rules to chess
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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I ejaculate upon your disapproval.
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Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Spam was, Spam is and Spam shall be. After summer is winter, and after winter, summer. It ruled once where Man rules now; where Man rules now, it shall rule again. As a foulness shall ye know it.
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What are you really thinking about?
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