Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Beware your actions, your future is another's past.
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No one can tell you're faking it, too.
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His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools--the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."
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it's on purpose that i live a purposeless life.
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SOCIALISTS DON'T WORK FOR ME.
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The cause is the effect.
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Few are privy though many still know, the last trees reside in bohemian grove.
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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Context does.
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There is no law that says that other people's opinions are more valid than mine.
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Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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Keep taking the right path and you'll eventually go left, so go crazy! rebel now and have a happy retirement!
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For those of you without hope, we have rooms with color TV, cable and air conditioning
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I be the motherfucking hype bomb
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Look out, you're gonna craaash.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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SAVE THE MUSHROOMS! drop acid
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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most of what you live is pure imagination : marriage, money, name, nationality, religion, job, etc. all are human inventions.
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The new world order is sorted descending.
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Don't worry--you're being watched.
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Grayface is a Pope too
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The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-McAlexander
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there is no god, the goddess prevails
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Maximum capacity eight persons.
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The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
-Robert Anthony
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Apparently my future self will think it's simply hilarious to send me cryptic text messages right before major life events.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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operating under the illusion
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Reality lacks discretionary power
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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This is the worst smelling planet I have ever visited.
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I'M WANTED FOR LIFE SO NOW I'M GONE FOR GOOD.
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Man's character is his fate.
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nobody wants what anybody can have.
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Blaspheme lowers blood pressure, says The Science.
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The Universe is just a short poem
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i like my illusions better, thank you very much.
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Your brain is a liar and a whore.
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there are two kinds of people: those who separate people into categories and me!
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Freedom is a party
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Don't believe anyone believes everything they think.
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the flick of an eyelid separates you from chaos unleashed
 
blink
 
embrace it
 
Have fun
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Refuse to be re-branded.
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WARNING: And how!
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If you meet the Gouda on the road, grill it.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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I take a little solace in the fact that everyone who uses the term 'sheeple' learned it from someone else.
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Discordia is the study of MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Contrary to what you may have made yourself to believe, no one really gives a shit about what you think.
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When opportunity knocks, escape through the back door
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.
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Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.
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Stop history
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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God doesn't give a fuck.
Get over it.
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The invisible hand of the market will never work without an invisible fist.
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Death is not only for you.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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You took my breath away and now I want it back.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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Remember: The sky is actually out, not up.
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If you meet John Galt on your path, kill him
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War (conflict) is the father of all and the king of all; and some he has made gods and some men, some bond and some free.
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Solar powered drones, if they aren't already, will soon be monitoring all of the world and crushing dissent with precision guided missiles. On the bright side though they are solar powered.
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do robots dream of electronic beeps?
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Jesus was a reverse necrophiliac: he died and got a rise out of it.
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What are you thinking now that you are finished?
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Someone wanted you to see this.
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Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
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Remember to lie to your loved ones
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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If you're not confused, you're ignorant.
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Everybodie IS Slut because they wear Blue JEans
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Intelligence should never be multiplied into the realm of the truly arbitrary
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Ceci n'est pas une phrase.
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Ha, look at you being intelligent
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You better know
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Beware of the false profit.
 
He stride for your shins.
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revolution begins with changes in the individual
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Equal or eQuality are the grandest fallacies and unnormal Myth's believed by humanity , and cause of continued non-logical thinking. but also a source of
much hate...and "unequaled" inside jokes
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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What are the words you don't have yet?
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A thousand dollars is worth thirteen peons working twelve hours.
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help me i've turned into paper
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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Stamp out anti-semanticism.
Stamp out philately.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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