Semi Official Memebomb Archive

LOL, CONTEXT!
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Beneath the paving stones - the beach!
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Closed mouths sink republics.
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"HELP STAMP OUT THOUGHT: OBEY"
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Wake up, the whole world's gone...
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Guns don't kill people, I do.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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Once the music goes loud enough, it can sound pretty quiet.
#5997 -264 = 3378 - 3642 - +
Nostalgia is necrophilia.
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Necessity never made a good bargain.
-Benjamin Franklin
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What is true and what is right are two different things.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
#4070 -270 = 3417 - 3687 - +
Get up Dog Boy! Show them where you come from, show them where you're going!
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You go Yahweh, Allah go mine.
#3311 -249 = 2673 - 2922 - +
The Heirophant is Disguised and Confused.
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Kill your imagination.
#1924 -272 = 2834 - 3106 - +
I won't stop until I get to Normal
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When the axe came into the forest, the trees said, 'The handle is one of us.'
#3808 -284 = 4933 - 5217 - +
Very vinnie voorhees
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Pwn free and clear.
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GOD help us...help us lose our minds.
#4831 -336 = 2758 - 3094 - +
"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on lunch.
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I AM LITERALLY STATING THE OBVIOUS FOR NOW...
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DEATH DOESN'T TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY LIKE WE DO.
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Why are you so sure?
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Jesus loves war!
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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Join the more gooder grammar society! Because more gooder is always more better, always do your bestest!
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this is a wasteland in your mouth
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Do what you want to say
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Coca-Cola, proud sponspors of The Revolution
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Look for people picking their nose in their car.
#1995 -294 = 3285 - 3579 - +
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Do it, or you'll be fishing yak cheese from your nostrils!
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Every farmer who owns a donkey beats it.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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life is a shitty videogame, with great graphics.
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Was uns nicht umbringt macht mir bis 1500 naechsten nachmittag schlafen.
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destroy your mind, the rest will follow
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in the land of the blind, the guy who with a cane is king
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such is the war.
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christinsanity
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Read this like you would a good book.
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Most people I know claim to be animal lovers, yet most people I know eat animals.
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Jesus popped his mother's cherry.
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Anarchy--it's not the law, it's just a good idea.
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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i never always win.
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Your cats are my target audience
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As frightening as it may be, you are in control of your life. The government, your boss, and the NWO are powerless without you.
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HAVE YOU VIRTUE-SIGNALED TODAY? HMMMM?
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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Big donkeys, small donkeys, all good to eat.
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I did smoke Thor's hammer, but then again I do try to normally smoke the god stuff.
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security makes me nervous
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after birth is before death
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sex differences are here to stay
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The key difference between science and religion is that you can have a chemistry lecture in the physics building but you can't have Seder in the mosque.
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Almost half of them are BELOW AVERAGE!
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-hyphencypher-
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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It's OK to stop wanting to be an individual
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Neither God nor master!
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The thing about equality is, everyone is equal when you're dead.
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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The Triangle God has three sides.
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Truth Hurts, Troof Tickles.
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Madness is a fish waiting to be groomed.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Refuse to mind the gap.
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You are the voice in your head.
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I've run out of things to say.
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War hath no fury like a non-combatant.
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
-Gary Wills
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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Try to outlive these words.
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That was a lie ooooofcccc hahAHAHA
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You are the opposition!
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ARISE! And claim your destiny: A coup for every chicken, and a chicken for every coup!
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Have you seen Nicolas Flamel?
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The walls we build around us to keep out the sadness also keep out the joy.
-Jim Rohn
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On Earth there is no reckoning.
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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ICDUC2?
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the truth is undeniable, and we will flood them with it.
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