All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
Barry Switzer
The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
-Bill Vaughan
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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