Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Have you seen my stapler?
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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Voting in an election is like Roman galley slaves picking the drummer in that neither has much effect on where the ship will finally sink,
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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people make mistakes. mistakes make people.
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Tick tick tick
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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I have nothing to declare, except my genius.
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if wishes were fishes, What the hell did I have for Lunch?
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you can live on through your descendants
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I suspect God of being a leftist intellectual.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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today is under construction
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Beware of falling hammers
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Grey! Did I hear you say grey?
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your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to destroy your imprints!! this tape will self-destruct in 23 seconds!!!
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It’s only class war when we fight back.
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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phobophobia: the only thing we have to fear is fear...
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Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
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I am a liar and honnest about it
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Space Bar. The zen stick in the keyboard, and the key of the board aboard the space-bar.
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There is no more revolution;
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ŀóŵēŕçàšĕ ïš řęáł
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looking back is the first sign of aging and decay
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When in Rome, try the veal. - drtim
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Nothing has ultimate truth; Anything remains possible.
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You know it all, don't you?
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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asshole
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watching clouds change shapes, i see my prison
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I GET IT!
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How am I not who I Am?
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
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Capitalism eats itself -- while you wait
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all things are delicately interconnected
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Generally speaking, women are.
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For how long are things what they seem After I skinny Dip through your waking Dream.
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playing it safe can cause a lot of damage in the long run
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Oops bi did it again
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i used to be religious, but then i discovered hotdogs.
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Forcefully doing nothing.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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 does that mean a moving object cannot be moved
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Don’t get an ego just because you’re different.
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BROFIST
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Fuck the System? Fuck the Man? Fuck this shit?
Nah, find a cute person you like and Fuck them, Fuck them hard!
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Bow down before the one you serve
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Newfags can't triforce
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Arise, you wretched of the University.
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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eris gives you wings - to stay above the b.s.
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Dick.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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You knew she was lying when you didn't see blood
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NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
 NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
  NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
   NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
    NO MORE MINDLESS GRAFFITI
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Superstition is bad luck.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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Have that mole checked out
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Endurance is frequently a form of indecision.
-Princess Elizabeth Bibesco
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Evolution doesn't take prisoners.
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It's good to be the King.
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Ridicule may lawfully be employed where reason has no hope of success.
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'slanguage
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people who don't work with their hands are parasites
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The "counter-culture" is neither.
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This is a message from the past. RSVP.
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you bet your ass i'm disease free.
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This is the age of isis
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the only way to be pure is to stay by yourself
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wHAT? dO YOU THINK?
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IF YE SO WILL AS YE SOW SEED, YE SHALL HAVE WHATSOEVER YE SHALL NEED.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Don't shoot the messenger. At least not until he's told you what the message is
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The Truth Hertz.
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Babies enter the world screaming in terror :)
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Remember how it stung?
Who even asked for Sympathy?
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The hidden hand of the market will never work without a hidden fist.
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In a society that has abolished all adventures, the only adventure left is to abolish society.
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We want nothing of a world in which the certainty of not dying from hunger comes in exchange for the risk of dying from boredom.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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I love the absolution of all jocks and preps--Skate or die!!!
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I'm not afraid of heights, its depths that get me.
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Think inside the box
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which colour had schroedinger's cat?
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Alcohol kills. Take LSD.
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hiding your emotions is despicable
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Freedom allows you to choose which cage to live in.
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d's nutz
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
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you're mortal. You're gonna die. You're already dead -No offense.
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Flee at once, all is discovered.
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