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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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você esperava por uma frase em português?
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All men have the right to dig their own graves, and I have the right to sell them the shovels.
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down with lies?
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I WOULD RATHER BE PISSED OFF THAN PISSED ON.
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"Common Sense" is one of the great oxymorons, like "Happily Married" or "Military Intelligence".
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Leap before you look
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but you can visit me at hospital kirschberg, luxembourg, from 14:00 to 20:00. Please bring a bunch of crap. also if you haven^t read "thus spoke zarathustra" at this point then you probably deserve to die".
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Can you prove you're not the enemy?
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is this a stupid question?
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laws make legislatures
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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HORN IF YOU'RE HONKY!
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In the end, it all comes down to moving some muscles
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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Have you seen my stapler?
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Then why do you do it?
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?
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HOMO MERCATOR VIX AUT NUMQUAM POTEST DEA PLACERE
- San Kirolamo
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What's so funny 'bout Peace, Love, and Understanding?
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Ein Moment kann die Ewigkeit beteuten.
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Those students who have become one with the universe will be allowed to go on and become two with the universe.
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 Please refrain from pissing in the gene pool.
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CLIMATE CHANGE CAUSES VOLCANOES.
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NANODICK
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I'll send you a shart on shitter. If it isn't blocked, rewipe me!
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It is the apocalypse. Do you know where your laxatives are?
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Kilmalosa323
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Fluff your fingernails for that classy look.
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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fear is information
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HIMEOBS: Dude, where's my spysat?
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Any revolution's great as long as our gadgets are construed to cause it
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For NOw, I've discounted suicide in favor of killing everyone else in the entire world instead.
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Hoard anything you can't download
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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Can I askew a question?
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Stasis is the most potent force for change.
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There is no conspiracy.
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"i" is an inversion of the absolute "!"
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eris is my higher power
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"you should not believe everything that you see on the internet" -abraham lincoln
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9/11 people refuse to be reduced to statistics
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves.
-Bertrand Russell
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Pull Gods metaphysical finger.
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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wishing things away is not effective
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The revolution will be the same
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Baby be my queen forever and ever.
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You are not your self-image.
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I am living in denial.
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There is no "THEM". There is only "US".
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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I saw what you did just now
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expiring for love is beautiful but stupid
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I am the voice in your head.
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Stop Palpitation!
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Don't complain if you do nothing.
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Sometime's people's illusions don't want people to hear the truth because they'll be destroyed.
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Life is not rhetorical.
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the system's rigged! step aside of it! cut off it's leeching umbilical cord! let's starve it!
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.
    Barry Switzer
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"The religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide."
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GET OVER IT
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the end is extremely freaking nigh.
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The universe, including the parts occupied by matter, is made almost entirely of empty space. Since nature abhors a vacuum, it would seem evident that the universe is comprised mostly of self loathing.
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Today is a good day to start writing on walls
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Just conform, it's safer that way.
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nothing rhymes with poetry.
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You don't need this ----->
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Warning: Do not mind the gap.
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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don't eat your soul to fill your belly
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GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DO SOMETHING
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IH8UFUHQ2
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It's getting worse, isn't it?
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Kill em' ALL, AND LET RAPTOR JESUS SORT EM OUT.
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decency is a relative thing
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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Remember to forget sometimes.
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The Eleventh Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.
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talking is used to hide one's inability to act
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The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal.
-Erich Fromm
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even she goes poo... even she
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Hunger is the mother of beauty
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A little madness now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

-Bill Vaughan
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Criminals commit crime, but Congress creates it.
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Be excellent to each other
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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The grass IS greener on the other side, alas, it is federal property and you cannot enter.
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