Semi Official Memebomb Archive

We watch the pain, over and over again.
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you can't fool others if you're fooling yourself
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I have questions that can be answered with bottles of teeth
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TITS
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If God was real, you'd be dead by now.
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No bird whistle in the anti-ghost prision.
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Looking like a rebel, acting like a rebel, and being a rebel are mutually exclusive.
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[copper] Conduct a Fucking Thought [/zinc]
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don't go with the flow
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The moon called Nanna, seem to stay our Baal for this short life threateaning period and amount of time, but it's the Faggots "Nibe" Golden Path of wrong-Perverted Ideologie that was Bombed and Roothless.. Flying baby shit!
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you say it was they who did it. when all along it was us.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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There are trivial truths and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false. The opposite of a great truth is also true.
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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get real people. the internet is just a glorified fax machine and your computing devices glorified electric typewriters. meh.
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And I thought I was original!
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Nothing that exists is strange. If it's counter-intuitive, you just need a new intuition.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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i browse eye brows.
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If you've read this, it's already too late.
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Beware your actions, your future will be your past, eventually.
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Why is a raven like a writing-desk?
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Objectively speaking, you ARE an object. Subjectively speaking, I AM a subject.
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fear is information
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So, read any good books lately?
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It is not meet to act and speak like men asleep.
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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These could go together, or be separate.
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I rate this floor tile a 7/10
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Life is like a hair on a toilet seat.You always get pissed off in the end.
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All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
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Do you fuck your mother with that fork?
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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If you bang your head against a brick wall long enough, do the colors of the pot and the kettle change so that they look different?
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nobody is in charge
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Death is not only for you.
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revolting isn't necessarily revolutionary
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If any of you loved me, you'd kill yourselves in my honor.
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No replastering, the structure is rotten.
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Is the earth really rotating, or is it me not drunk enough ?
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Humans are like snowflakes: they may be unique, but from a distance they all look the same
  
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most men secretly hate women, and most women secretly think they deserve it
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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even your family can betray you
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Please use your natural reaction.
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Your freedom is not under attack, in order to attack a thing it must exist.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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warning: you are now entering a bullshit free zone.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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It's only illegal if you get caught.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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blame is a shortcut to hell
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Green paper makes me happy!
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supplementing my permanent record
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I'd give it a 10, but you can't do the batoosie to it.
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Just because you wake up, doesn't mean you have to stop dreaming.
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Within 24 hours, something will happen to you. Don't be afraid. It's the beginning of a story.
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If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's likely not wearing any pants.
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VIOLENCE FOR EQUALITY
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What is the first question?
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5 billion religious people and they can't get a conclusive answer on life after death.
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Beware of all clothes that require new enterprises.
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THIS IS NOT AN INNUENDO!
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
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If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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If you're trying to choose between two theories and one gives you an excuse for being lazy, the other one is probably right.
-Paul Graham
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spend time: it's on sale.
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Admire persistence, or they won't stop
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Run, comrade, the old world is behind you!
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ux = bb is watching you
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surely if tomato is a fruit then that makes ketchup a jam
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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Criminals operate in clear daylight now.
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Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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Because and effect.
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STOP. Is your children learning?
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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the voice of god is just a construct
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brainwashing = meme brainwashing = meme
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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No direction is the right direction
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God is innocent; the church did it all.
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All law and order is a temporary accident.
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It is hard for me to find the right thing to say when I find myself in a room full of cockroaches.
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opportunity is knocking. loudly.
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If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results, then what is the definition of practice?
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Remember: as a whole we are just a silent a away from aswhole
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Laugh as though no one is dancing
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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RECEIVING ANAL SEX TRIGGERS MALE'S RECEPTIVITY
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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