Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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