Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Kill your imagination.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Who are you? SERIOUSLY, WHO?
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"Discordia" is one letter change away from "dickordia"... Think about it.
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you read my fucking mind
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CHANGE comes on stinky feet
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Think for your snuff and question everything you nose.
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Please go back 3 squares
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PROTECT US FROM WHAT WE WANT
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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What did Medieval people do before television?
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The wind is plowed and sometimes sturgeon.
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Only rats stay bought
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Listen to what the person next to you is saying to you. Then continue the conversation in Rhymes!
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dependence can be a meal ticket
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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I contradict myself? Well, good thing! I contradict myself I own: I am unable to take a lot!
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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No matter where you go, there I am.
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Do you find this question offensive?
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Do we know what an empty room really looks like?
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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I believe in a Freeâ„¢ world.
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with perseverance you can discover any truth
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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Question Authority; that's an order!
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think_about(
"" == "".join([random.choice(string.letters) for dummy_i in float(inf)])
)
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I like going to the park and watching the children run around, because they don't know I'm using blanks. — Emo Philips
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The Truth Hertz.
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To demand 'sense' is the hallmark of nonsense. Nature does not make sense. Nothing makes sense.
-Ayn Rand
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seizure salad
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a true class system for dungeons and dragons must be based on specializing an attribute. More complex classes are made by combining these.
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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You Are The Enemy, And We Are You.
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The only truth is we perceive, yet this makes it the highest falsehood.
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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Good luck on your exam.
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SUPPORT OUR GENOCIDE
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Amerika is just another Latin dictatorship
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Harry Potter is the Jesus for our age.
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Patriotism isn't about being a better citizen, it's about demanding a better country.
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All myths are modern
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the voice of god is just a construct
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It is not enough merely to succeed: one's friends must also fail.
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Poetry is in the street.
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DOWN WITH EARTHWORM EXPERIMENTS
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Due to circumstances within our control, tomorrow will be cancelled.
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in Italy we have freedom of opinion but no freedom of speech.
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The only thing worth doing with your time is wasting it
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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Are you interesting?
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Being a atheist and a discordian, is simply finding the beauty in chaos. but then, who defines chaos?
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what makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there is nothing to compare it with.
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I can insist on my rights and still be a good person
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I intend to live forever or die trying.
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War doesn't decide who's right, war decides who's left.
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It is better to live on your feet than to die on your knees.
- J. Heller, "Catch 22"
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Here lies the noble fearless knight,
Whose valour rose to such a height;
When Death at last had struck him down,
His was the victory and renown.
He reck'd the world of little prize,
And was a bugbear in men's eyes;
But had the fortune in his age
To live a fool and die a sage.
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I can feel the limits of my brains processing power.
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Aborton kills, but so does McDonalds.
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-Lily Tomlin
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Wake up!
This is all a dream!
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Do not open this door under any circumstances.
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There is no more revolution;
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i need to avoid the void
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Normality is a luxury
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Express yourself through supreme bovinity.
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Perception is not reality
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Men always generalise
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NOTICE WHAT YOU NOTICE
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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If opportunity knocks, go to bed with your pants on.
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Some things are too serious to do anything but laugh about.
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HIMEOBS: Yuo can't paddle fast enough.
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Nil illegitimo carborundum.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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Do not read this message.
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class action is a nice idea with no substance
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Cogito Ergo Periculosus - I Think, Therefore, I am Dangerous
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What were you thinking about before you started reading this sentence?
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Clap your hands if you believe in the Federal Reserve
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This has probably been said before, but here it is again.
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It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
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"The surest way to guarantee a dictatorship is to be afraid of one." -The Good Reverend Roger
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The Universe is just a short poem
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Do it. If you don't, who will?
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Guy Debord is dead, don't consume his corpse.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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