Semi Official Memebomb Archive

No pain, no pain.
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can-I-help-you's
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We refuse to even acknowledge the wheel.
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MOVE FAST AND DIE.
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How come you so Dumb?
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I think you came to late.
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Religion is a man staring at a tree and wondering who is moving the leaves.
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Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same...
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you can't expect people to be something they're not
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I am the king of all iconoclasts
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check your assumptions
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"Hauch"
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never share your dreams with a pro
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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Laziness is a Parent of wisdom
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Dating processes are dependent on the analysis of rocks.
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We will protect you from loneliness.
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hey sheeple! whos your shepard!
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You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Xyzzy doesn't mean shit.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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NEVER FUCKING PRAY. You don't know what is listening.
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We are the ones who seem to travel through time
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escape from libtardia.
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If you outlaw guns then only outlaws will have guns
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The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
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shutting the fuck up is a lost art
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When knowledge is managed, only managers will have knowledge.
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Grate with purpose
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Censorship vs. freedom of expression - i don´t care! Money is all i want! Lol!
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you can be right and still be murdered
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The revolution will not be teleprompted.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Republican patriot fakers
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Being who you are is it's own built-in punishment or reward.
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NEVER ALWAYS DO ANYTHING
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This is where i get off.
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all norms are social.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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"STRIKE" or "REVOLT" or "YIPPIE"
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Look up.
(written on the sidewalk)
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Employees must wash hands before not returning to work.
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a sincere effort is all you can ask
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When Politicians say they want to take their country back, back to where and from who?
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you are now breathing automatically
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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This sign is not self-referential.
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TV Sets the Channel
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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If there really is an omnipotent God, It's fine with me putting this sticker here.
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Curiosity killed the cat. Don't be a pussy.
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Panic carefully
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Please be silent while your civil rights matrix is reconfigured.
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In fighting amongst the slaves makes owning the slaves easier.
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She's not your ex, she's already had at least five other exes
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It's not for you or I, Carruthers; nor for the regiment: it's for the Empire.
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Do you think that went well?
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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You will have different thoughts if you use your mouse with your nondominant hand. Go.
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This is the age of isis
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Have a nice day. Or else
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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Accepting repression? Then accept depression.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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slipping into madness is good for the sake of comparison
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MEMESTORM
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I hate being Bipolar...it's fuckin awesome.
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Security Through Obscurity
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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Blessed are the trouble makers
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WILL TONY SOPRANO DIE BALD?
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Normal is not the same thing as average.
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Impeach the constitution
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Workers of the world, have fun!
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
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know it's naught!
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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ARE YOU INTO A CUNNING LINGUIST?
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If you are going through hell, keep going. — Winston Churchill
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EAT BABIES
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What's blue and square? An orange in disguise...
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I take not taking life too seriously very seriously. - Rock Cowles
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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Established government defends its monopoly on terrorism by killing its competitors.
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Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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I was young and I needed the money
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I want this statement to be false.
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Of course I still love you. Now stop whining and let me shoot you.
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