MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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