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And You Can't Believe Legislators
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chaos is just unseen patterns
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this is a interdistraction
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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Today is a good day to start the revolution!
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impulsive decisions are adventurous decisions.
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That was a bad idea.
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They never tell you about all the other little engines that couldn't
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Hey, go buy a plane ticket to another state of mind, okay?
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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Don't quote this
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Please stop, it only encourages them.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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"...A guy came to Fight Club for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of marble." --Fight Club
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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I cannot tell a lie, but I promise that I will.
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Can you hear me now?
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Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.
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Open your mind to closed-mindedness.
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I know of a counterexample, so let's revise the rule.
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The Revolution will not be televised.
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dying should be as easy as falling off a log
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Instructions on a fool proof plan: step one, build a better idiot
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You're entire life has lead you to This Moment
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pink is ok, too
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Grate with purpose
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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BUTTSEX!
 
(do I have your attention?)
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be careful what you search for. You may find it.
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prison: if you have the time, we have the space.
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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i'm not playing with a full deck...deal with it!
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uranus is a gas-giant.
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Catastrophe is always just around the corner.
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Nothing becomes revelation without concealment.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Actions speak louder than words... but nothing speaks louder than they who take no action
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They say life is short, life is the longest thing you'll ever do.
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The world may look flat, but if you shake it, it fizzes right back up again.
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dying and coming back gives you considerable perspective
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Do you believe in the ideology becuase of the ideas or do you believe in the ideas because of the ideology?
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Let us prey
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Simulate yourself
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FOREVER ALONE
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think for yourself, Schmuck!
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pretend you have free will
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Return to this spot at __ o'clock for further information.
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There's something existentially pleasing about dropping a jar of marbles in an insane asylum.
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Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
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Friends are just people waiting to be enemies....
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Fear and prejudice put up a terrible fight when they sense change coming.
-Susan White
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Please look away immediately.
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Bad metaphors are like hit Broadway shows about toe fungus--they don't exist.
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"destroy memes" is a meme
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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Stop it, just fucking stop it.
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obamasyomama
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Robots can Time, are you?
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If you see the Buddha on the road, please call 911.
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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the only important elements in any society are teh artistic and the criminal, because they alone, by questioning society's values, can force it to change.
     - Samuel R. delany
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Have you been alive lately?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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We'd give peace a chance, but it would never survive on the free market.
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Defective for our future.
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Some people can only think within an infinite recursion of boxes.
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Life is the stuff that happens to you while you're making other plans.
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GNASHY LITTLE SKULLS WITH even SMALLER SKULLS FOR TEETH!
DO YOU HEAR THE JINGLERATTLER, FROZEN IN TIME A SINGLE TONE?
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For a good time, please call 000.
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A small mind is a tidy mind.
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Reason has nightmares of dancing.
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Refuse to be terrorized, people!
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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FEAR IS A FORM OF WORSHIP
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Abstinence is retarded and dangerous.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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INTELLIGENCE AND AWARENESS ARE NOT THE SAME.
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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RESIST THIS IMPULSE
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This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
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Please use your natural reaction.
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I’m Not Delusional, I’m An Entrepreneur
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
-Mark Twain
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Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.
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Normality = boring-reality
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Confusion is paradise
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Peter, Peter the Maneater,
had some legs in the freezer,
as third Worldwar was lost,
he saw that he has to defrost.
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OUR DREAMS, THEIR NIGHTMARE
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Indifference that ignores what should be done, is a black hole
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people at the top know and people at the bottom don't know
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Some farts go poop.
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Fait accompli...
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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If nothing can exist independently of anything else, then wouldn't that mean that there exists exactly one thing (particularly, a 'nothing') that actually exists in a way that is entirely independent of every other thing?
(sidenote: 'every other thing' includes more things than 'everything,' because 'everything' is only one 'thing,' and 'every other thing' must be at least 3 'things.')
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