Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
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DISCO DE WAY O DE DODO TOO HO!
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YOU'RE SIMPLY RE-INVENTING THE REAL
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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How can one think freely in the shadow of a chapel?
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God supports believers, but he definitely prefers atheists.
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You know what I always say...
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Grab it and feel it
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Your body is a life-support system for your genitals.
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Negation is definition
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If you're not part of the solution or the problem, then you're a pawn.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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If I didn't achieve my goals, that doesn't mean I didn't go about seeking them in a skillful manner.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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at times your unconsciousness is truer than your conscious mind
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SHOOT DRUGS NOT GUNS!
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99% think conformity is wrong. Do you?
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An unbreakable heart isn't worth having.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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it's just an accident that your parents are your parents
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Our god's the FUN god! Our god's the SUN god! Ra! Ra! Ra!
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Peace is never built upon corpses. The house from 'poltergeist' was built upon corpses.
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Metallica Still Sucks
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You're not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.
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Fashion a sword from the shards of your broken dreams.
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.
 
- Thom Yorke
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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MAKE IT STOP
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Poetry is in the street.
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The Universe is said to have begun with a bang, which then became overblown.
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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If you hadn't seen this, it wouldn't exist.
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Things fell apart and nobody did much of anything
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Life's a gamble: are you just playing for pennies?
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Quit the shit
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Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again.
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Being the most uninteresting person in the world makes you interesting
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The fuck do you mean with that?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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the next time you make a purchase hand the clerk a 1 dollar bill and ask her to make change. she will hand you back a number of coins, several which bear the likenesses of several long dead historical figures...
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The mystery of love is greater then the mystery of death
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-Thomas Carruthers
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YOU CAN SURPRISE GOD!!
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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Think inside the box
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An obsession with authenticity is the surest sign of a poseur.
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YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ME, AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO!
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Law = X/0
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"We think that a powerful and vigorous movement is impossible without differences — "true conformity" is possible only in the cemetery."
- Joseph Stalin.
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I will be back in 10 years from now to delete this message. I promise.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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play freebird!
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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Such Oddacity.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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i'm so sorry, but i can't help you.
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my head hurts worse than yours
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Rebels died for your right to obey.
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Famous people are delicious.
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i dont really know anything.
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The Government is watching God
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Money is truthful. When a man speaks of honor, make him pay cash.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Chaos is a level above order/disorder games. You cannot unsee this.
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You are not ahead of the curve. There is no curve.
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To speak of right and wrong per se makes no sense at all. No act of violence, rape, exploitation, destruction, is intrinsically unjust, since life itself is violent, rapacious, exploitative, and destructive, and cannot be conceived otherwise.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
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The size of the mouth is inversely proportional to the size of the brain
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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Victimize Circumstance!
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Do NOT turn around. You are NOT being observed.
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I'm just a box in a cage.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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The measure of the greatness of a society lies in how it treats its weakest members. The measure of a person lies in how they react when presented with the truth.
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masturbation: not just fun, it's a survival skill.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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"If you sleep on it, all you will have is dreams"-KSC
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Panic carefully
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What are you really thinking about?
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90% of us tend to believe more in a sentence if it presents the percentages.
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Give me liberty or, else.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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I don't have a drinking problem... I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.
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Thousands upon thousands are yearly brought into a state of real poverty by their great anxiety over not to be thought poor.
-Robert Mallett
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It's all been done before.
So do it louder
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No one has died for your sins
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.
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human government is, by far, the leading cause of premature human death in recorded human history, furthermore, human government is currently armed, dangerous, and still at large!
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