Semi Official Memebomb Archive

An object at rest cannot be stopped
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Should we start over?
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Let's please save all of the monsters from certain (and uncertain) death!
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Beware of falling hammers
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May the road rise up and fall on you.
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Help keep our junkyards beautiful: throw away something lovely today!
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Do not read this.
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Why didn't you?
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Those you think are your friends are really your enemies...
and those you think are your enemies are still your enemies...
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Take a picture, it'll last longer.
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MEMESTORM
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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Go back and pick that up, I saw that!
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JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
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Freedom- now comes in a new minty scent
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re-evolution!
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Orwell was right.
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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there is HIMEOBS in my carpet
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someone should do something about that
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it took seeing my feet cut up and bloody to realize how long i'd been dragging them
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This is not "This is not a pipe".
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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If you only do what is right, you will miss out on what is right.
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if Mary was a virgin then Jesus popped his mothers cherry
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Bureaucrats cut red tape — lengthwise.
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you will never hear a vegan on a ham radio
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Please remain calm: All panicking is being taken care of by your locally elected official.
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step one: build a better idiot
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The problem with capital punishment is...
Those without capital; get the punishment
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It is easier to find a man who is true to his nature than true to his beliefs.
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WARNING: The vomitous nature of certain sequences may be emotionally hazardous for the squeamish or those with weak hearts.
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"All experiences are positive. Even negative experiences are positive." -Adam Narkiewicz
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The fantasy worlds created in advertisements are always themselves devoid of advertisements.
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what was i just thinking about?
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Your memebomb
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Its my car crash and im gonna damn well enjoy it
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Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
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It is not the horror of war that troubles me, it is the unseen horrors of peace
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being sure of yourself means you're a fool
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If you have a brain, listen to it. If you don't, follow the rules.
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Do you feel that on the back of your neck?
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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STOP WORMHOLE EXPERIMENTATION
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It is a strange wind that blows no ills.
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You can't bake a cake out of words
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Twang gard is fo yo helff
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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with only a speck of shit on your nose, everything will smell bad.

Wash your face.
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Death needs Time for what it kills to grow in for Ah Pook’s sweet sake, you stupid, vulgar, greedy, ugly American deathsucker.
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poonerism
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Remove this sticker after device has successfully camoflagued.
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No matter how much spin, effort, lunch or dinner you give the media, they will not fail to notice whether you have won or lost.
-Robin Renwick
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The White zone is for loading and unloading only
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Life is the leading cause of world fatalities
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What women really care about is the ability to kill their children.
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Just remember, no one likes an asshole.
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never trust someone simply because they tell the truth
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
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For every new foolproof invention there is a new and improved fool.
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All this foliage is obstructing my scenic view.
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Chaos, Panic, Disorder... My work here Is done
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Darth Vader died for your Sins.
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if fascism cam to americait would be on a program of americanism. - h. long
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Disorder is order.
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Facts: Confusing humanity since.
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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Cosmetics made me alien.
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death is not the answer, however, it is an answer.
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it's better to study the living fact than to analyze history
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
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my name is legion because my mistakes are many
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You appear to have an infestation of fail ants.
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You got away with it.
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Nobody is perfect. Trust your government.
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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i only disagreed with your opinion so you would go defend with your life my right to say it...
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SILENCE
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The Crisis is also not a weather front
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Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
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beat violence!
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It's the quiet ones you've got to watch. Listening to them is pointless.
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boredom makes you do crazy things
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That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
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Your paradigm is so intrinsic to your mental process that you are hardly aware of its existence, until you try to communicate with someone with a different paradigm.
- Donella Meadows
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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I like work; it fascinates me; I can sit and look at it for hours.
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you can't be a revolutionary unless you're revolting
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I am a verb and so can you!
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Moderation is... luke-warm tea, the devils own brew!
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NOTICE: Your notice of this sign has been noticed and noted. Thank you.
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GOD IS A PERVERT
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Heresy is for the open-minded
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I want your money back.
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Luck is not a factor. Hope is not a strategy. Fear is not an option.
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Life's short, Fail Hard!
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