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all information is misinformation
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the unknown has done nothing to warrant it being something worth fearing
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if you have many desires your life will be interesting
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Lark of the Morning
Bowel Movement Tremendous
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Are you trying to tell me that there was a time before celebrities?
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laws make legislatures
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Το σύστημα της διδασκαλίας είναι η διδασκαλία του συστήματος
 
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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I need someone real bad. Are you real bad?
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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Do you fnord if I fnord your fnord?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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Run. You're watching you.
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Don't trust them, just humor them.
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Thank you for calling.
sorry but all complaints must be made with the claims department.
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Zombie or not to be?
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If you're bored, you're boring.
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greyface rules over the greyworld
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Don't believe this sentence.
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Life is a lot like sex; it's most fun when it's weird, sometimes you do it alone, some people just do it for the money and when it's over you get all slimy and smell bad.
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Small minds think alike, too.
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Schplie!!!! at random
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pain can be a very positive thing
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Never trust a cop with a rubber glove.
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the world operates according to discoverable laws
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Are you interesting?
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Happiness is a state of mind, but paranoid schizophrenia is way more fun.
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rechanneling destructive impulses is a sign of maturity
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When the Brain fails, the gut prevails
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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Living is like holding your breath. if you do it too long you die.
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Confidence: a feeling peculiar to the stage just before full comprehension of the problem.
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A high IQ is equal to Neither truth nor wisdom.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
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the living need not venerate the failed ideas of the dead.
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If you are sitting, just sit. If you are walking, just walk. Above all, don't wobble.
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people are nuts if they think they are important
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God made me an atheist.
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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I Just Want It To Be Over
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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play freebird!
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Enlightenment won't save you any more than God will.
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Imprint your reality here.
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Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Truth is just our need to make things come to existence
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what is future
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Gravity is gay and Electro-magnetism is straight.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
-George Bernard Shaw
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If you keep doing what you're doing, you'll keep getting what you're getting.
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Cashing in on the Hollow Cost of Laughter Thoughts
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A Little pain never hurt anyone
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='Hey, wait! I'm having one of those things. You know, a headache with pictures.'
==='An idea?'
='Uhm! mm mm mm!'
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i got lonely and made love to my printer, but now i cant get lmnop of my wiener.
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You won't die alone, but you'll wish you will.
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Truth is plural and contingent
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While you were sleeping last night, we killed your puppy.
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Life is but a meme within a meme.
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A protagonist needs an antagonist. Without one there wouldn't be much of an audience
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"Revolution" is the action of moving in a circle; "Freedom" is counter-revolutionary.
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DANGER !! DANGER !! ABANDON THOUGHT IMMEDIATELY !!
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Eggs on top, canned goods on the bottom...
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It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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you read my fucking mind
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Hate is a chemical reaction.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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Your first act of free will shall be to believe in free will.
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if you don't think you should be reading this,
then don't read more.
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Smile for the camera!
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reality.sys corrupted. universe halted. reboot (y/n)?
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KNOW WHAT I MEME?
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ever since we humans lost our tails we men have been obsessing on our dicks.
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The darkest aspect of human nature: We are often afraid of the Light.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Join the revolution today, don't die tomorrow.
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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everyone in this economy is reduced to either a cow, sheep, dog, or a pig. all are employed in the service of gdp and harvested.
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You do live in a foreign country, and you do speak with an accent.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Satire is over.
Reality has made it obsolete.
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It isn't pessimism, it's realism.
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It is what it is, is it not? it is not.
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History: an account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, brought about by rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
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if you can read this thank your mother for having sex
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the only true way to worship a god(ess) is to destroy him/her
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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The boss needs you, you don't need him.
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You always love the ones you hurt
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This is not here
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nobody does anything anymore!
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The conscience is that little voice in your head that says,'someone might be watching'
 -H. L. Mencken
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BeLIEve
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That sickening feeling when you realize you've lost your cellphone will soon be permanent
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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Just because it's not wrong doesn't make it right.
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