Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I Just Want It To Be Over
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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Knowing is hard.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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God is a word.
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abort that defeatist
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Fuck the People, I’m Already Elected
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there comes a point when you have to stand up to reality and deny it. - garrison keillor
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You cannot reorganize village life to suit the village idiot.
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I determined that when I grew up I was going to be a crackpot. (Kerry thornley)
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Do not believe language.
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Everything is true; everything else is bullshit.
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look above the wind.
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He can't be a man cause he does not smoke the same cigarettes as me
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Just give up and go crazy.
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a well rounded argument is pointless
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Today is a good day to join the revolution!
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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if you aren't political your personal life should be exemplary
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LIFE IS SHORT AND DEATH IS FREE.
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A free world needs no leaders
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Discordianism: Paint Thinner for the Soul.
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DO NOT READ THIS
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER EARTHLING!
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Disregard this line of text and everything after/before; I think it's nonsense
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No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.
-George Bernard Shaw
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romantic love was invented to manipulate women
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WE KNOW IT WAS YOU
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Solipsists of the world unite.
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police no longer have to tell knock-knock jokes
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It's no wonder truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.
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"Ahem," said the king, "tomorrow you will all be dead, so make sure to pack your things tonight; i told you yesterday and look what happened."
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Dead humans are easier to control then live ones
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You are Holy in the wrong
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Why don't you mind?!
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If you read this you will die.
To late..
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you are free to do whatever you like provided you live with the consequences
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REDUNDANT SELF-ABSORPTION MEME.
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that's not a chocolate bar, it's a turd.
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templates and imprinting go hand in hand
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Roots are for vegetables
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You'll appreciate the environment much more when you're not allowed out of your house.
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BEWARE OF TRUTH
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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The plural of “anecdote” is not “data”.
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We may not be free, but we sure are cheap.
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SILENCE
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the zombie virus can travel through all sorts of media.
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go within the flow
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I don't have time for the truth.
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Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?
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INFO no Knowledge, know
to dirt ain't no so so (patheticly ) no Song
know , know hooah Discordia ... Army Trail
'Let None of my brother fail
fail? And You ! Suckses a power i would give to you.
Some do imitade you or nut ... Born in da Hood
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Hail Stones!
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Imprint your reality here.
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brobama
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time flows like a river, fruit flies like a banana
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The truth is probably not out there after all.
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Convictions cause convicts.
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Today is an excellent day to become a missing person.
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it's now 2023 and the klf suck suck suck
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Lawyers are basically Piñatas filled with civil liberties instead of candy. The party has started, don't worry about a blindfold.
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5-19-13. EXPECT US.
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live your life such that if you wrote your biography nobody would believe it
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This is my steakhouse.
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You are what you hate.
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Dreadlocks: the only hairstyle That's also a workout routine.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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first, we state that women require time and money
Women = time * money
...and as we all know, "time is money":
Time = Money
...and therefore:
Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2
...and because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = sqrt(evil)
...therefore:
Women = (sqrt[evil])^2
...and we are forced to conclude that
Women = Evil
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The penis mightier than the sword.
The kerning better than last time.
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Your cats are my target audience
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Last night, and night before, There was 3 women, walkin down the street that way. I saw em. I said "Hey you three women! why are you walkin down the street that way? there's nothin down there!" And they flew away. I saw them was some birds.
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Scarcity increases value. Stop carrying phones.
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lol, marginalized prophets.
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FUCK THE SYSTEM! just kidding...NOT!
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CONFUSE EVERYONE
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Seriously, in another second or two, you're going to really hate yourself for having read the entirety of this self-indulgent abortion of a sentence.
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STOP TALKING.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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The cake is a lie, but the icing is Truth.
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If you fling shit and it doesn't stick, consult your dietician.
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on plobzar, all the politicians are green.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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The Crusades were the product of brand loyalty.
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Discordianism: It stirs the coffee.
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Show me three monkeys, and I'll show you a heirarchy.
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty: the duty to take the consequences.
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Why obey when they don't trust you anyways?
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Thank God for Existenialism.
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Some people in this country dont have maps
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Was it worth it?
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JUST BECAUSE I LOVE YOU DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T KILL YOU.
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A liberal is a conservative who has been arrested.
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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i have no enemies. just potential recruits.
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Who watches the watchers?
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In civilized life, where the happiness, and indeed almost the existence, of man depends so much upon the opinion of his fellow men, he is constantly acting a studied part.
-Washington Irving
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Poking shit with a stick accomplishes nothing, except makes it smell even worse.
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