Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Don't just do something--stand there!
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every bottom has a hole, however, not every hole has a bottom.
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The car stopped on a dime, which unfortunately was in a pedestrian's pocket.
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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TV Sets the Channel
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No girdle ever cured a pregnancy
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The best thing a true patriot can do is take down his own government.
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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There's a fine line between pride in one's identity and unearned moral superiority.
-Emily Bazelon
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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When the crowd gets behind you, it means you are facing the wrong way.
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Yes i did .
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We're sorry, the universe is currently experiencing technical difficulties. Please (?force) accept this beautiful body (?meat-cage). Enlightenment is loading...
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all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
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back to the Infinity, in the white Chamber it's not, in the black hole it is , but not unlimited.
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Break a pattern today.
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The solution is part of the problem.
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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it's better to be naive than jaded
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I am a verb and so can you!
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a little knowledge can go a long way
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FORM FOLLOWS FICTION.
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Just because it's counter culture doesn't mean it's true
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Why not?
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"Please do not use other door."
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I may see the glass as half-empty but it makes me happy cuz I know I'm that much closer to being drunk.
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POSTED: Posting posted signs is forbidden, especially for purposes of forbidding hunting or trespassing.
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A person is just a thought you keep having
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TITS
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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Reality is a work in progress.
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occam's razor is a logical fallacy.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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All your mistakes are performance art
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The problem is that the problem isn't a problem.
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YOU MIGHT BE A DISCORDIAN IF... YOU'VE BEEN CHARGED WITH MALICIOUS MISCHIEF AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE JUDGE DOESN'T FIND IT FUNNY TOO.
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ALL FANATICS MUST DIE!
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Ask not what your country can do for you, it's really not that interested
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you must have one grand passion
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cookie dough is the sushi of desserts
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It's called EVIL, kid.
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This is not a pipe.
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Security without freedom is prison.
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The brain is the greatest sex organ of all
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You've been watching us but we've been watching you. Who are you with?
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My inner child can beat up your inner child.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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I invented plagiarism.
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Dear mr. Rumsfeld, to whom do I submit the receipts for the 19 box cutters?
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is there someone standing behind me?
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"People are going to start dying. At first the papers will say it's some weird fever, some virus. Then they'll begin to catch on. They'll get it." - james cole, psyciatric patient, to his psychiatrist, Dr. Kathryn Railly - 1996
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al principio era una realidad sin nombre, ahora es un nombre sin realidad. cHaos
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You'll be the first ones up against the wall when the revolution comes.
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The secret to my success: Poor impulse control.
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Slippery when slick
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honey is in the eye of the bee-keeper
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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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The Hmm Law - Anyone who says the word "hmm" is nowhere near as clever as they think they are and should be ignored at all costs.
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I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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Starting a cult is both a science and a fart.
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Keep quiet about this.
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Bavarian Illuminati: Now hiring!
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Decide what you are meant to be.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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If you disobey, they will take away your iPods.
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The only enemy is good
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The world is too loud nowadays
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Not a Restroom
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somebody stop me. please.
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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While you were playing Warcraft, we were saving lives.
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morals are for little people
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Every one can read your mind.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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If you believe that, I wonder what you'll believe when your eventually convinced its a lie.
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Make your own mistakes, not somebody else's.
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It's hard being yourself while everybody is watching.
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Nemo me impune lacessit.
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Democracy by Autocracy! Give them liberty and give them death!
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Cut the conversation, just open your mouth
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ideals are replaced by conventional goals at a certain age
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At least i know how to live a Painfull life instead of beeing death !
Question : "does that make me a Necron ?"
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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It's not a benefit unless you use it.
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Support free enterprise: shoplift.
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Anal sex fucks your shit up.
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Confront the system.
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Is it mercy if it means misery for another?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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Every time God kills a kitten, a gay couple marries.
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Step on a crack
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