You´re not your job, you´re not the money on your bank account, not the car you´re driving, not the content of your wallet and not your stupid cargo pants. you´re the singing, dancing scum of the earth!
The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man confines himself within ancient limits.
JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OFFENSIVE LIKE YOUR MOTHER IS, BITCH!
The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
I regret to inform you that you have been replaced with a robot. Please proceed to the nearest execution box.
Why does God never reveal His will until we need to know? Apparently, we don’t need to know that yet.
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