Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I am the voice in your head.
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Never attribute to intelligence that which can be adequately explained by sheer dumb luck.
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Idealists have a hard time understanding that the universe doesn't give a fuck what they believe in.
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You can't be too serious.
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THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM GOD
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On the left side of my brain, there is nothing right, on the Right side of my brain, there is nothing left.
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Before it was a bomb, it was an idea. Superman is a stronger, faster, better idea.
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In this world there are winners and there are losers. Then of course there are the others, who comprise the majority.
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Are You Mad At Yourself for Not Exiting
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Remove your company loyalty genes.
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to whom it may concern,
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check your assumptions
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The longer you're around the older you get.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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Please do not panic. Reality is leaking. Everything will be under control shortly.
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action causes more trouble than thought
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i is imaginary.
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masterbation? beats the fuck out of me!
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you can be right and still be murdered
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r.1.p
D3mocr4cy
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Warning: Certain concepts have been infected and deemed unsafe. Please do not think about the following words: golden apple, fnord, 23 skidoo.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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read this very carefully i will only write this once.
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there is nothing more selfish than having a blowjob
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something terrible happens when people wake up
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You'd do almost anything for $30.
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You are Holy in the wrong
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.
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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world
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if you ARE READING THIS YOU ARE STILL ASLEEP
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Welcome to the Federal Bureau for Reducing Bureaucracy!
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm through the night.
Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Fill in the blank: I'm always ______ myself.
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THE PENIS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD
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The only real problem in life is what to do next.
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GET OVER IT
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The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
-Bertrand Russell
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The obvious is not what needs no proof, but what people do not want to prove.
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Your "Future" is in your "Past", but you aren't getting any younger.
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Guns Protect Killers.
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An unborn face entailed a naked mind.
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Clara mascara
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hum4n5 4r3 w4lk1ng s0ul c4g35 =]
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maybe partying will help
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choice != control
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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myth can make reality more intelligible
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I've seen the future and I leave it all behind
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Pain unlike pleasure wears no mask.
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if it keeps on raining the levees going to break
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JESUS IS MY PERSONAL SHAVER.
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Think "HONK" if you're a telepath!
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i can't do that yet.
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OBSERVING THE CONTINUOUS MESS OF THE HUMAN RACE AND BELIEVING HUMANS WERE CREATED BY A GOD WOULD BE AN INSULT TO A GOD IN ONE EXISTED
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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Laughter is never inappropriate.
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Existence deleted due to violation of terms of service
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You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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You have been selected for a secret mission.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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hate love - love hate
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THERE IS NOTHING UN-NATURAL. eVERYTHING THAT EXISTS IS PART OF NATURE, WHICH IS EVERYTHING
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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Violence never settles anything.
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes
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If I let you go, do you think you could fly?
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Is the earth really rotating, or did i not drink enough ?
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i have sex with baby goats...just kidding!
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if it is everyone's belief, that's culture.
If it is just your belief, that's psychosis.
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Wait long enough and Choas is part of US - sorry you!
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Love is a many-splintered thing
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This message is not for you.
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I like.
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My favorite weapon is the look in your eyes
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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Regret and worry should cancel each other out.
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All we have is words
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You got away with it.
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CHILDISH AND CHILDLIKE ARE NOT THE SAME.
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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Listening to the Enemies advises, Irony get's a brand new hit !
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Got a college degree?
If not, you don't have a minute to spare!
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it is man's fate to outsmart himself
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WHat if this is but a dream from which i have not yet awoken?
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I really hope Kubrick did direct the moon landing, because that means there's footage of him screaming at a tear-strewn Buzz Aldrin.
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do spites get mad when you just laugh at their warning signs?
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help! i've tripped and i can't come down!
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Relax, in the safety of your own delusions, don't do it.
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we take the naps we think we deserve.
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You're old when you've stopped thinking you're the hero of your adventure.
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If you're the answer, what was the question?
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All urban myths suggest HIMEOBS
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A year from now, what will I wish I had done today?
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BREAK YOUR LAWS!
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
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