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Buddha made me do it.
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Annihilate the adversaries with laughter.
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FREE SPEECH IS THE RIGHT TO SHOUT
'THEATER' IN A CROWDED FIRE.
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Don't keep time: it's not yours.
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How am I not who I Am?
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The world hates us, and we deserve it
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Needs keep ahead of percepts
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All that is colossal is fraud
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That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.
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Two wrongs don't make a Right...but three lefts do!
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There is nothing special about the mind.
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raw backwards is war
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Fear of consequence doesn't equal a lack of choice
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Some people make sense from scratch. The rest make sense out of whole cloth.
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Everybody farts in the same language.
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
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MONEY DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS. IT JUST BRIBES MISERY TO GO AWAY AND BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE FOR A WHILE.
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When in danger or in doubt: run in circles, scream and shout.
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TURNS OUT YOUR TURN'S UP.
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Remember kids: Nimrod used to mean a great hunter, until Bugs Bunny came around! It could happen to you, too.
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My question is simply this: Are you menstruating?
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Do you believe in the sun of God? No, I believe in the uncle of God!
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Take the RED pill.
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The Bucket is Going to Kick You!
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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All generalisations are false
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I believe there's nothing to believe. Listen to franz ferdinand.
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this has been rewritten countless times over
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Nothing is 100% true
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Have you been alive lately?
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The future is history.
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Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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Life is not only for you.
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America brought democracy to my country and all I got was tortured.
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Fnord is the color that only the blind can see.
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Freedom Needs Work.
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It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.
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Heute die Welt, Morgens das Sonnensystem!
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Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.
-William Hazlitt
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Simple answers Doesn't look the same ¡!¡
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The horse raced past the barn fell.
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nothing here, have you checked somewhere else?
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See side panel for exciting recipe ideas.
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The City eats dreams and shits out monkeys.
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EXTREME BUDDHISM.
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Thank you for your contribution to the mainstream
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Why not?
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19februholidamned
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Secure your future: Declare yourself Jesus while masturbating in public.
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Now all of us can create our own cattle pens!
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The worst you can do is kill me. What I can do to you, however, is far more horrifying. I Can wake you up.
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Mail Bombs: My Anti-Drug
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Never reconstruct the indestructible
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Only idiots don't point out the common sense because it is common sense to point out the obvious when
it is obvious that most people are idiots.
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This isn't a debate, it's a historical re-enactment.
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And on the other hand, you have different fingers
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There's nothing wrong with mondays, it's your job that sucks.
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Eris may help you.
Most likely, she will not.
-Foxius
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Law = X/0
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A little bit, and a little bit, and a little bit more.
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IN MY PANTS!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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education is everywhere
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Of the limited time in your life, you choose to waste most of it reading stupid memes.
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There's nothing to panic about. Remain indoors and you will not be harmed.
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Be young - shut up!
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This is not mind control, ...............................Think about it. _Mad Poet
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How did you get here?
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You know that opinions are like asses (everyone has one), what happens is that you can't get a good one by means of surgery.
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Your parents descended from the monkeys and all you got was this stupid t-shirt
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What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
-Richard Harkness
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Think about if what you write down is actually clever.
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If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
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The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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Okay now recite the alphabet from 0
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Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is the most fatal.
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Don't worry, be metal
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Religion teaches us that when a man commits adultery it is the woman's fault unless it is the women's fault.
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chasing the new is dangerous to society
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Don't just do something--stand there!
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be the media you wish to see in the world
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PLEASE DO GO INSANE WHILE REMAINING SANE
 
PLEASE NOTE THE PRECEDING ISN'T A REAL QUANTUM INTERCAL STATEMENT
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women = god's retribution for stealing fire.
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Subversion doesn't feel like like going to school in black; it feels like going to school in a clown suit.
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Try to alter the way you interact with the people around you. I dare you!
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ux = bb is watching you
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PENIS BUTTER AND KY JELLY SANDWICH?
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routine is a link with the past
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As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
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Disorder is order.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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They think the earth is flat because they are anarchists.
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The chao goes mu.
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the idiosyncratic has lost its authority
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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