Semi Official Memebomb Archive

ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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Never overlook the merely obvious
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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Do not live, do not die.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Just do it.
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The difference between jokes and tragedies is that jokes aren't always funny.
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I always thought I subconsciously wanted to kill myself...
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Shut up, you are your speech!
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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Save Thing ! Provide a Mirror Dimension to our Earth Axis of 23,5 degree, inside a Energy field around it, by help of my own little nano machines, to get a correct field of Vibration. it's no use, now the Alien Survives. I'm somehow proud of beeing it's mother, father, Son, but not driving a Maserati ^^
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Reality is rated R, too.
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Overall, there was a smell of fried onions.
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You grok?
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Fire in the whole... isn't that Heraclytus main point?
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you LIVE in that head?
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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My moral standing is lying down.
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
-George Orwell
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I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs--like customs officials.
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This may be the last time you feel great...
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With Love in our hearts and death on our minds, now is thee time to leave fear behind... because _We Kill Evil!_
-Pocket Fish'R'Men
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How does spying on us catch terrorists?
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the grand unified conspiracy theory ate the last cookie!
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I never told the truth, so I can never tell a lie
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To have nothing is impossible.
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Fuck the whales, save the banks!
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Bitches be bitches or HOES, SLUTS AND SHIT.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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If you have no choice in the matter, that's your choice.
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Bow down before the one you serve
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If you believe in solipsism, you are not alone.
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meet us in orbit
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Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.
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Diseases don't need control, they need prevention
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There is only one trajectory of unbounded exponential growth: catastrophic collapse.
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Try enjoying yourself. Everyone else has.
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Convulsion, subversion, defection
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FUCKING RELAX, I WILL KILL YOU.
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if the average woman wold rather have beauty than brains, it's because the average man can see better than he can think. - gregory benford
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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seize the means of imagination
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There is not a struggle between authority and democracy, but between industrial society and humanity.
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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there is no agreed-upon definition of mental health, yet everyone agrees that people should be locked up if they aren't.
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.
-Goethe
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fear your friends
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If it makes sense, we can't do it.
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you left the iron on.
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Dig your own reality tunnel
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LEAD ME TO YOUR TAKER, HUMAN!DI
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Soil isn't a document
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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I take part; you take part; he takes part; we take part; you all take part; they profit.
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What nepotism is to dharma, despotism is to karma...
--Thus spake Sujata D.
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Nothing is 100% true
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suk up and pop
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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disgust is the appropriate response to most situations
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I shaved a message even more interesting than this one on the back of your head
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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homosexuality is assigned at birth, not gender!
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This elevator has been accident-free for 16 days!
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the restless soul must never be allowed confinement of expression
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WARNING: And how!
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Stop believing, start thinking.
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For some reason the concept of sacrificing accuracy to increase efficiency seems inherently wrong.
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Thou shalt not misspell thine neurotransmitters.
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Not all congestion is equal.
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"why do kids get phones with the age of 4?"
Because your kind F*CKING sucks.
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Optimism is easy if you ignore everything and drink a lot.
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inside a bathroom stall:
 
GOD IS WATCHING
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Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant...
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The statement "the pen is mightier than a sword." Also applies when talking about penises. No, I'm not bitter.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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the revolution is begining ...everyone turn to the left
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Just what we need, more squirrel's with machine guns
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Blessed are they with a good left hook.
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This sentence has never been written.
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Orwell wasn't right... he was dead on.
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Politicians do not rule our lives: a million filing clerks do.
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Be the Chaos you want to see in the world!
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Never appeal to a man's "better nature". He may not have one.
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Liberty was that thing you lost when you had the opportunity to protest the bullshit Patriot Acts, the warrantless wiretapping, and the fact you know your neighbor's sister's boyfriend has been in trouble with the law only because his name is "Abdul."
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zombies like you
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bleed for the international power
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potential counts for nothing until it's realized
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In the event of an emergency, celebrate!
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The future is here: everything must be destroyed
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without chaos, there can not be order
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The moral of the story is: Kill the parents kill the children.
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Who would lose a needle in a haystack?
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I can see you
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holding back protects your vital energies
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the most profound things are inexpressible
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Who is the shepherd?
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California dreaming blame Hofmann
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you don't know about the future yet.........i don't think your'e gonna like the one your gonna get.
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This is now part of your day.
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THE MAGNA CARTA (The Great Charter):
 
23. No village or individual shall be compelled to
make bridges at river banks, except those who from of
old were legally bound to do so.
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