Semi Official Memebomb Archive

I love you.
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f you dont believe in time then distance becomes irrelevant and teleportation becomes possible
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Read out loud.
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No man is an island, but then no man is a potato salad, either.
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ux = bb is watching you
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We’re animals. What the hell are we doing in houses?
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You can only get caught if it's illegal.
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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warning: the sky really is falling
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What is sextant,
Without a compassion?
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This is inappropriate
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The supernatural is inherently unknowable.
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REMEMBER: KING KONG DIED FOR YOUR SINS
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ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE!
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a strong sense of duty imprisons you
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Constitution is not just a D&D stat.
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Discordia is the auto-immune disease of The Machine (TM).
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Why does dad leave whenever Santa comes by?
Because he fucks your sister behind your back while you are washing your hands after wanking under the Chrismas tree on the golden age.
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The mind that opens too widely is in danger of spilling out.
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a sense of timing is the mark of genius
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You have 30 seconds to forget this message
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GOAT FUCK YOURSELF WITH DOGE MEAT.
HAIL ERIS
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You an Ill-Lusor, eh?
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Do not taunt the Happy Fun Ball. If Happy Fun Ball starts to smoke, run away and take cover.
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out of nothing comes something
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Such Oddacity.
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Darwin's Law of Carcinogens: Cancer cures smoking.
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DOWN WITH DISEASE
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I am sooo DE-VO! How long can this go on?!
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You know, that's a pretty daring move for a weatherman.
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Cecile Grace Janvier
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If you want to achieve greatness, stop asking for permission
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getting even is odd.
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One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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Terror is what you make of it.
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Last time I was stoned, I tried to eat an airport.
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We are here to grow our souls
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Being good at being stupid doesn't count.
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The vast, shadowy organizations you fear are made up of frightened, neurotic little people just like you.
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The first step to a person's heart is to confuse the fuck out of 'em.
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I've got 99 problems, and my '9' key being stuck is 9 of them.
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there is no aspect of human experience that globalist capitol cannot reduce to miserable tedium...
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the ripple is not the water.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
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VOTE YES ON PROPOSITION 23: IMPLEMENT THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THE SIN OF IMMORTALITY!
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solitude is enriching
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Be a badass
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i dont really know anything.
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fututio, non verba.
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is there someone standing behind me?
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There is no cure for stupidity.
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If it's comprehensible, it's obsolete.
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Democracy is a popularity contest.
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Mistakes are at the very base of human thought, embedded there, feeding the structure like root nodules. If we were not provided with the knack for being wrong, we could never get anything useful done. We think our way along by choosing between right and wrong alternatives, and the wrong choices have to be made as often as the right ones. We get along in life this way.
-Lewis Thomas
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The sun eclipses the shady oak in the eyes of the betrayer
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Don't worry, be metal
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Achacha
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I'm with intelligent --->
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going with the flow is soothing but risky
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Envelopes don't mail themselves, BUDDY.
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I hated popular things before hating popular things got popular.
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Are you worried that you'll outlive your retirement fund?
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A quick guide to politics in one easy step!
1. Is this necessary?
Yes: Think about it more.
No: Drop the issue.
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They promised me fiery doom, but all i ever got was this lukewarm failure
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We learn from history that we do not learn anything from history.
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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There is some fiction in your truth, and some truth in your fiction.
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Laziness is a virtue.
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that memebomb would have melted his mentarium like a butter stick between a whore's thighs. - Jay Lake
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Any given program, when running, needs debugging. Any debugged program is obsolete.
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All in all it's just another brick in the wall...
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Everything False is in this sentence
solve for Y
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yOU NEVER KNOW
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Whose thought are you thinking now?
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My other outlet for my chaotic impulses is YOUR MOM.
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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers" Pynchon
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He that leaveth nothing to chance will do few things ill, but he will do very few things.
-George Savile
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There are three kinds of people; those who can count and those who can't.
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PROLIFUCK
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Superstition is bad luck.
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I am high, bye
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Therefore, knowing that you are merely human, do not assign yourself merit.
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All simplifying assumptions are too complicated.
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Try to remember
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I am feeling so grey today... Change this for your country's police hotline
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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Keep reaching for that fruit, monkey!
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You should see a doctor immediately.
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STOP TALKING.
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i'm just as god remade me
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The cruelest prison is the one we build for ourselves out of fear and regret.
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People are dying painfully everyday simply for keeping bad company.
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If you do not change your direction, you may end up where you are heading.
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what i think i am
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believing in rebirth is the same as admitting defeat
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you're only as genuine as they think you are
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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You Can Use Fire
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