One Sentence Memebombs Database

In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?

#6512 3 = 77 - 74 - +

The president was senile and the world didn't end.

#6511 -7 = 71 - 78 - +

THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!

#6510 -46 = 212 - 258 - +

TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.

#6509 -46 = 213 - 259 - +

ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!

#6508 -30 = 224 - 254 - +

All's fair in love and Hobo's

#6507 -28 = 270 - 298 - +

Pretend you're not pretending

#6506 -62 = 294 - 356 - +

I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake

#6505 -47 = 359 - 406 - +

Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.

#6504 -7 = 398 - 405 - +

I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.

#6503 -39 = 553 - 592 - +

I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.

#6502 -65 = 583 - 648 - +

It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!

#6501 -12 = 623 - 635 - +

Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed

#6500 -131 = 838 - 969 - +

Since we're not all there, we're all here

#6499 -133 = 873 - 1006 - +

Is there anybody in between there?

#6498 -161 = 982 - 1143 - +

The god you believe is not only urine, but feces

#6497 -128 = 1049 - 1177 - +

Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!

#6496 -160 = 1002 - 1162 - +

farts in jars though.

#6495 -99 = 1179 - 1278 - +

I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.

#6494 -130 = 1359 - 1489 - +

Fumble the bumble

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