You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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