The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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