Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Like many of the finer things in life, sex often comes with a side of fries.
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Practice Monopolygamy.
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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A fine will be charged for wounding the library books.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Eschew Obfuscation.
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Everything is true - Everything is permissible!
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The womb is a prison - Fetus liberation front
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Change your thoughts and you change your world.
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I never thought paperweights were useful until I opened my window
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Atheists are the most religious people you'll ever met.
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No perception leads to self deception.
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feel better now
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If the fool would persist in his folly, he would become wise
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The most innocent members of our society suffer the most undue injustices on the largest scale, while child rapists receive better treatment; I'm talking about animals.
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averageness is a point of view
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you smell like your mistress.
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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They are hunting dogs.
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Here, take this shovel. You know what to do.
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People are blinky
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Hush! Uncle Sam is listening!
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The truth is the biggest lie anyone ever told
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I see you're the brains of the operation.
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Give me my goddamn country back!
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religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
     - napoleon
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I came. I saw. I believed.
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If a tree falls in the forest, and no-one is around to hear it... is God omnipresent?
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Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
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May the wind be always at your back...
Just make sure You're in a wheelchair first.
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Write this somewhere else.
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Huh, turns out that - WAS - poison!
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You won't meet Buddha on the road.
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fUCK YOU AND ALL YOUR YUPPIE KIND.
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.
-Anais Nin
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, convert him.
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YOU GOT TANGO ON MY WANGO!
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lord of the memes...
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Because and effect.
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Nobody stopped it. Nobody cared.
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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You are now trapped.
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How am I not myself?
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YOUR HATRED FILLS ME WITH DISGUST!
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There are two things in life that require adequate penetration, one of them is welding.
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How do you expect me to take it seriously if i can't make fun of it?
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Watch your back or I'll do it.
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You're on your own now
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If you feel like you've got to lead, at least get out of my way.
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"please stop quoting me"
            -the drumming bird of paradox
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"Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority."
-Thomas H. Huxley
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Everybody knows.
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exciting controversy
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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i think therefore i think i am
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Collect rusty quarters to level up!
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Heaven must be hell if you're afraid of heights.
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maybe tomorrow will be even MORE perfect.
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you can understand someone of your sex only
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If Cthulhu calls... let the machine pick it up.
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someone should really kick the next person that says "we should" IN THE NADS
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Not all addicts do drugs.
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Reading is not understanding.
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I'm with intelligent --->
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Science ain't an exact science with these clowns but, they're getting better.
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are you wearing that?
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There's always room for unreasonable doubt.
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Reality is one big conspiracy against faith.
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What would Emperor Norton do?
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The gateway drug was shut so we can hotbox this joint with tobacco.
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Possible is huddling in a dark cave, picking fleas out each others fur and wishing for bison. Literally everything else humans have accomplished used to be impossible
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I haven't slept for ten days - that would be too long
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How do you get all those coins?
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This sentence is different the third time you read it.
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Beat the change that you wish to see in the world
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ASSHOLE ANAGRAMS: LAS SHEOL, HELO ASS, AS HOLES, HE LASSO, LOSES HA, SOLES HA, SHE ALSO, HOE LASS, HE A LOSS, HO SALES, SO LEASH, SO HEALS, SO HAS EL...
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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Calm down, your heart is beating a little too fast right now.
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Greatness is a transitory experience. It is never consistent.
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This is like Brave New World, only all the alphas are retards.
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YOU WIN! you found the hidden note. Re-Hide this note to receive GOOD LUCK
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You can keep reading, it's all a lie anyway.
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MURDERBIRD
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No amount of genius can overcome a preoccupation with detail.
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Click here to win.
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Make it so!
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Do you know God is a Crazy Woman? I don't.
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if there was no money, we would all be rich.
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When was the first time you felt great?
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Can I ask you a second question?
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Free Baser Evil!
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In the future, only the crowds are alone.
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meme is what a child yells when raising their hand to be chosen
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What happens when you cut back the jungle? It recedes.
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you must disagree with authority figures
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Any insufficiently observed Order is indistinguishable from Chaos.
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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after birth is before death
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