Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Terror is what you make of it.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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All religions are true, and everyone is going to hell.
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Being the Inquisition is GOOD.
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I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME RIGHT NOW.
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power for those who can fuck it
freedom for those who can fight it
sex for those who can buy it
television today never lies
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if the law is against my heart, then my heart is against the law.
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Live as if something actually depends upon your actions.
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Just because it kind of makes sense doesn't mean it's correct.
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be aware that the illuminati have infiltrated this archive and outnumbered our sage nonsense with moralistic catch phrases.
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.
-John F. Kennedy
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you are now leaving!
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I'm still trying to find pricing for billboard space.
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giving free rein to your emotions is an honest way to live
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Unemployment is not a disease; so it has no cure
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recluses always get weak
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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there's nothing except what you sense
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Albino african
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it is a miracle you have survived this long
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This town needs an enema.
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God is an excuse.
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I don't exist.
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Jesus was a Buddhist
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If you were everyone but one person i would listen to everyone else.
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Free Will is sacred to GOD. so use your free will the way god wants you to - or else.
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you are as wrong as you are right as you are left as you are as you are turned upside down, aren't you?
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Worlds are hallucinogenics.
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sometimes, i backslide into religion.
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Everything you know is wrong!
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Politics has become a game of meaningless, mindless battles, conducted by unscrupulous methods and people, designed to transform even the most serious policy debates into sport.
-Al Gore, May 2006
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Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.
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Fortified shadows of weakened construction
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Enlightenment is like the Police State - if you'd shut up for once, you'd realize you're already there.
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in case of confusion, don't blame me for telling you to be confusing me, you are confusing me !
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separatism is the way to a new beginning
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The fact that other people may not be assertive doesn't mean I shouldn't be.
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Don't be fooled into thinking there has to be a reason for everything.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Weather's here, wish you were beautiful.
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If you're not outraged, then you're not paying attention.
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Are you still awake?
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Support your local ceiling.
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Homework: Find out what happens to male chickens hatching in industrial egg-producing facilities.
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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Don't let signs like this one tell you what to do.
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Sic transeo.
- Gloria Mundi
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It's one thing to see death coming at the hands of your own creation. Oedipus and his father. Baron Frankenstein and his monster. William Henry Gates and Windows '09.
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Life is ours. We live it our way.
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There are no atheists in prisons either.
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Get paranoid to act fast.
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One who defends those around him may be brave, but is also stupid. I wished I was stupid, sometimes.
- Foxius
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You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?
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cereal is the gateway drug, perfected
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Eyes only. Do not see.
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How many gods do you currently not believe in?
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WOMEN AREN'T VICTIMIZED MORE THAN MEN, THEY SIMPLY COMPLAIN MORE.
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if you aren't a monkey wrench yet, you still have evolving to do
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Hey, you in the gray suit. Your wife is cheating on you.
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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I like this one. It's dense.
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The Management would like to thank you for not subverting the dominant paradigm.
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Don't panic.
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Those who think ignorance is bliss are ignorant and blissful
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Go for the road less traveled, tourists are annoying.
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Why die today ? Pay the late fee and die next week!
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THIS IS WHAT DISCORDIANS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
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you can live on through your descendants
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SMASH THE STATE OF MIND
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I invented plagiarism.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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moon landing, computers, nuklear power, but still humans fail to think.
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The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.
-John F. Kennedy
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Poor american christians: trapped between the sin city and the big apple.
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Motherfucker who you playing
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thinking too much can only cause problems
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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cancer cures smoking.
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Everything really does revolve around you.
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Life is like the offspring of Dracula and a hoover: it sucks.
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Every statement contains falsehood
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Free? Prove it!
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SCORPION PIE
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brobama
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there's nothing redeeming in toil
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Think of hummingbirds as the flying penises of flowers
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Everything in moderation, including Moderation itself.
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Subversive is the new black.
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Well, it looks like blind, screaming hedonism won out.
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I think you had better start lining your hat with tinfoil.
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"Hauch"
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when you act like someone is your enemy, they'll soon start playing to the role as they feel threatened.
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lobsters are mermaids to scorpions
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Who watches the watchers?
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Malpractice makes perfect
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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humor is a release
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lower your expectations and raise entropy.
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I's my train wreck, and I'll stare if I want to
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