Semi Official Memebomb Archive

Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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The future will be here by the time you finish this sentence.
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Warning: This warning sign is false.
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You are not an individual.
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I refuse to acknowledge that confirmation bias and cognitive dissonance exist.
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We don't take no shit from a machine.
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Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
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RESTRUBIOTION DOESN't pass matter 'v
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When's the last time you felt great?
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends on the furniture.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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He who laughs, lasts.
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Jesus is 6.
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Smile, and the whole world thinks you're laughing at them.
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if you take everything out of the inside you end making a new inside
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ERIS DID IT FOR THE VINE
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There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke.
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it's crucial to have an active fantasy life
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Know: Purchase necessary.
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ONE CANNOT SPELL "CULTURE" WITHOUT "CULT".
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action causes more trouble than thought
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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FUCK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT CHAOS.
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is this a stupid question?
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If this was a movie, would you be a character in it? Or just an extra?
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You will never get rich working for someone else. You will forever be a cog in a much larger machine that exists to make other people rich.
- James Halloran
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Fire in its advance will judge and convict all things.
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I must look like a dork.
-minutemen
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help me i've turned into paper
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Just because you are not paranoid doesn't mean they are not coming to get you.
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It's good to be King, but better to be kong.
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"The object of life is to make sure you die a weird death. To make sure that however it finds you, it will find you under very weird circumstances. To live that kind of life . . . - Thomas Pynchon
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The meaning of life is [DATA EXPUNGED].
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big brother is not watching me
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POOPEEPIE
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This sentence is indeterminate.
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the state calls its own violence law, but that of the individual crime. - max steiner
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Criminals are made the moment a law is passed
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Never mind. You wouldn't believe me anyway.
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It's not that life is too short, it's that death is too long.
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February 28th is national enjoy nothing day.
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Somebody, somewhere, thinks you are scum.
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TAKE THIS AS A SIGN
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You catch more flies with honey, but why are you trying to catch flies?
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scientists are now creating genetically-modified clawless asshampsters at the behest of richard gere.
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
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If two persons always share the same opinion,
one of them is superfluous
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Life's a laugh and then you cry.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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On a scale of 1 to 4, what are your feelings about the colour green?
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Twas Brillig, and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.
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BLACK IS TOO BRIGHT FOR US,
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HER AVOIDING EYES
GENETIC TAMPERING
WILL FIX THAT
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If I was witty, I'm sure you'd be laughing by now.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Its the penultimate countdown.
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A stitch in nine saves time.
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a billion Chinese can't be wrong but I'm still not a communist
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SPOILERS: You die at the end.
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Right now people are dying because they are invisible
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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
— Groucho Marx
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wipe off that lipstick.
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Do not remove tag under penalty of law.
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He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
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Nothing so much prevents our being natural as the desire to seem so.
-François, Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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A real human being is like this comparison.
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I can understand and validate another person and still ask for what I want
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Theologians, they don't know nothing about my soul.
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When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
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the sense is not to search for a sense
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Sarcasm is a sign of genius.
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This isn't who it would be, if it wasn't who it is.
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Remember, we have to get the baby out of the oven today.
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its funny cause its true
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If you aren't confused, you're wrong.
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Peace is a graveyard.
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Lives no longer feel like stories
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Small change can often be found under seat cushions.
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Instructions on a fool proof plan
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The revolution will not be televised, We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
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Art is dead, don't consume its corpse.
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KICK NADS. KICK NADS NOW.
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all information is misinformation
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lux levit fiat.
solar reich.
hell yeah mofo.
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Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud.
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the past is dead country
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Politics is a strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
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This is inappropriate
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Plan early, plan twice
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I just love the way you hate
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Pink Floyd lied to me?
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Faith, hope and charity. I've had them all.
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You can't have too much ambiguity.
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such is the war.
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Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.
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Your destination is simply where you stop moving.
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Caution: Reality ahead.
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check the euclideanness of the geometry before entering the room
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-Oscar Wilde
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You know it's a bad morning when you get up out of bed and miss the floor.
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