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Give a monkey a brain and he'll swear he's the center of the universe.
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Deity... he's come for me
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The primary difference between the stage magician and the practitioner of the occult is that the magician uses illusion and misdirection to deceive an audience, while the occultist uses illusion and misdirection to deceive himself.
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in the absence of choice and knowledge, cultures often turn to religion. - dan simmons
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There's nothing wrong with you a shotgun blast to the face couldn't fix.
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WHAT HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED?
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Being a doormat gets you walked on.
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Forget about your rights and they'll go away.
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Your consciousness only exists in your head, and only when you happen to think about it
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"really bro, quit writing everything that i say on that stupid fucking website" -the drumming bird of paradox
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a relaxed man is not necessarily a better man
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go all out in romance and let the chips fall where they may
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the idea of revolution is an adolescent fantasy
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Love as it exists in society is merely the mingling of two fantasies and the contact of two skins.
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They think you're weird.
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don't even talk about censorship!
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Isn't it obvious? We destroy the universe with quantum computers, therefore creating the universe!
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Everybody is only thinking about themselves, only i AM thinking about myself.
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Santanism is the practice of sacrificing your children to the false god of economic exponentialism.
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Tax is more addictive than crack.
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
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Life's a joke and death's a laugh
make sure that it's a real one
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wacked lives shatter
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I've heard it said that beliefs are like assholes; everybody has one. That being said, I wish to inform you all, that my asshole, is the one true asshole!
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God created the world and everything in it right after he found an instruction manual telling him how to do it.
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PEACE AT ANY COST IS SLAVERY
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John was a quiet gentleman who liked to work in the garden, read literary works, and devour kittens.
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Good news!
It's Terminal!
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Cadres decide everything.
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Finland is the european Molise. (Italians will understand).
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Wait until you get the question before you volunteer an answer.
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ice cream is never the wrong decision
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Yeti Crossing. Beware of penguins.
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WORK IN PROGRESS: we're trying to hide another U.F.O. right here, so don't care about us - we're working for you.
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Moisten pellets with water to stimulate feeding behavior.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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If You Think It’s All A Joke You Miss the Punch Line
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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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You now get to create a new rule.
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to be indifferent is to be truly isolated and more or less dead inside.
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Webcams and internet are the new God, all seeing .....
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96% of people believe made-up statistics, just like this one.
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all that litters is old
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I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
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Don't spend time: it doesn't belong to you.
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ATTENTION: You are not living in a novel.
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You can't have slaughter without laughter, and you can't have beliefs without lies.
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th3r3 w1ll b3 h0p3.
...wh3n p0l1t1c5 d13.
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Normal
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Start finishing what you finished starting.
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Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
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YOU'RE SO HIGH
 
 
 
 
Imagine seeing that on a sign somewhere when you're all out of your head
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By legend and perhaps by nature philosophers are more accustomed to the armchair than the workbench.
-Ian Hacking
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Eris: She's in control when no one's in control.
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There is no such thing as a stupid question until you ask it. -tgwtg- (ask him)
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All baby opportunities are cute. Imagine this opportunity as a teenager.
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if the kingdom of heaven is within you, then the kingdom of hell is without you.
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Homosexuality is the best all around cover an agent ever had.
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Is discrimination solved by discriminating the discriminators?
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bishop takes choirboy
knight takes bishop
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nobody is in charge
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"If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you'd see the proof of elves."
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absolute submission can be a form of freedom
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Bloodguilt Fnord tough
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as with all men, his lot was to live in bad times.
          - j. l. Borges
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NO Purchase Necessary.
Ever.
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Is anybody driving this motherfucking clown-car monkey train?
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Don't read me, I'm embarrassed about being self-referential.
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The scum of the earth lurk in dark hallways
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This is reality. Logic has no place in the real world.
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sloppy thinking gets worse over time
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Live. Learn. Leap..Love. ....Keep
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expect a spanish inquisition.
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I don't want to believe this statement.
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if you fear death, relax, you'll live through it. . .or you wont.
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hate humanity. love people
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Think outside which box?
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Enough glass in your diet?

Smash -HERE- to find out
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Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.
-Christopher Isherwood
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This neighborhood's drugs are 100% free.
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i can't do that yet.
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Some farts go poop.
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everything was better, back when everything was worse.
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the idiot in the box looks at the idiot in the box and ___
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Mow Mow Boppa Mow Mow Mow
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I wrote on a wall. Take that, society!
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Stop deluding yourself, everyone finishes last..
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If ignorance is bliss then why are cops such dicks?
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"break on through to the other side"
                 -some drunk guy
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It's easy to believe in Providence when your side is winning.
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everything that's interesting is new
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The keyboard really likes it when you type things
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life is short..
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I could cure cancer! unless i can't and then i won't.
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The hidden factor may be you.
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You are unique just like everyone else.
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Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat.
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What Would Paris Do?
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Don't fuck the man. You'll get an STD.
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