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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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fuck it we ball
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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eeeee, be mite
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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Pretend you're not pretending
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Levity Sucks!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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bleed for the international power
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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You might not count in the New World Order
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
#5240 -216 = 2827 - 3043 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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Be young - shut up!
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
#5685 -220 = 2753 - 2973 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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mostly you should mind your own business
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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Open your mind, but be sure to carry an umbrella.
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -226 = 2903 - 3129 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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Try to outlive these words.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
#4109 -227 = 3446 - 3673 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
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Step on a crack
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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raw backwards is war
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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You are not your self-image.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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the map is not the territory!!
Living by the map is the worst thing I have ever done!!!
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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the dishonest sage tells you he is lying
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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Kilmalosa323
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I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
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Mentaly there is no fear that knows a limit !
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Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
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We refuse to be highrised, diplomaed, licensed, inventoried, registered, indoctrinated, suburbanized, sermonized, beaten, telemanipulated, gassed, booked.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
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Religion is the ultimate mindfuck
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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problem solver or problem maker
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Again? thats the third time this week!
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the ripple is not the water.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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men are not monogamous by nature
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People who work get bored when they don't work.
People who don't work never get bored.
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Democracy: 9 out of 10 enjoy gang rape.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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Real men don't essentialize gender
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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