Semi Official Memebomb Archive

In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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Pretend you're not pretending
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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farts in jars though.
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
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I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
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Is there anybody in between there?
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bleed for the international power
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Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
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Levity Sucks!
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Be young - shut up!
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All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
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Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
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Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
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As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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you are just an upgraded monkey
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You might not count in the New World Order
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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when something terrible happens people wake up
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Two roads diverged in a wood, and I --
I tore off my clothes and ran screaming through the trees
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I just healed my ass with hot sauce.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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Don't quote this
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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The toof will set you fwee.
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EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
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It is no good for men to get all they wish to get.
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The surrealist is the only realist.
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you may feel you're above others, but i'm above you.
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Head Your mind!
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I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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there's nothing left for the bleeding aristocrats here.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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Consciousness is like the roundness of a sphere.
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The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
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Remove this flier to signal operatives
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People fear death, and religion is like their 'get out of jail free' card
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Collapse the state of mind
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The best things in life are imaginary
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Your insistence in objective truth is making me want to tell you grander lies
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.
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Live without dead time [time of boredom, time at work] - enjoy without chains.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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All of the Sex with none of the calories
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Is there an officer, problem ?
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Civil war is an oxymoron.
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what did the romans ever do for us?
well, they gave us the new testament?
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raw backwards is war
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A much-discussed alternative to homogeneous big-bang nucleosynthesis has been the first-order quark-hadron phase-transition-inspired inhomogeneous model.
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Any sufficiently advanced metaphysics is indistinguishable from bullshit.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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revolution means going around in circles.
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To be free today means to participate.
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HE WHO SO SHALL, SO SHALL HE WHO.
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World Peace Declared.
Don't Fuck it Up!
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Everything is real, the false things are just a different kind of reality
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Always be extremely moderate.
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challenge your habits
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ERIS DID IT FOR TEH LULZ!!1
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If you aren't worried, you aren't paying attention.
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Solidarity with everyone, against no-one.
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Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
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I'm a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from man.
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I sometimes have a right to assert myself, even if it inconveniences others.
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