Semi Official Memebomb Archive

beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
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Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
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If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
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fuck it we ball
#6516 -10 = 24 - 34 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
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Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
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In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
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eeeee, be mite
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Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
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The president was senile and the world didn't end.
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All's fair in love and Hobo's
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I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
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TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
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ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
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I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
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THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
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Pretend you're not pretending
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farts in jars though.
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Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
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Since we're not all there, we're all here
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The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -140 = 1165 - 1305 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
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Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -151 = 1127 - 1278 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -172 = 1094 - 1266 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -173 = 1434 - 1607 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -178 = 1745 - 1923 - +
Levity Sucks!
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The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
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Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
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Be young - shut up!
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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
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Realities are actually REALI-bees
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If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -207 = 3378 - 3585 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -212 = 3830 - 4042 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
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The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
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Try to outlive these words.
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If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -216 = 2666 - 2882 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -216 = 3927 - 4143 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -218 = 2973 - 3191 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -218 = 3607 - 3825 - +
All statements are true in some sense , false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.
#5902 -218 = 2985 - 3203 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -218 = 3838 - 4056 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -219 = 3164 - 3383 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -219 = 2787 - 3006 - +
There is no such thing as "normal"...please try again.
#2850 -221 = 3360 - 3581 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -221 = 3123 - 3344 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
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"OH NO YOU DID"
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YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -223 = 2956 - 3179 - +
I am a liar and honnest about it
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Don't quote this
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Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.
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Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
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You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -225 = 2570 - 2795 - +
"I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
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men are not monogamous by nature
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Today is a good day to sign up for the revolution!
#2988 -226 = 2663 - 2889 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
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i would mention sadomasochistic bestial necrophilia, but that would be beating a dead horse...
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Burn my limbs if that's what makes you happy.
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Always be extremely moderate.
#700 -227 = 2793 - 3020 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
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I get insulted by ads telling me I could dress better. The CIA never tells me that, and you know why? Because they can actually see me.
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It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
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Follow ME - I'll be right behind you
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I see people dying all the time. Sometimes they laugh, sometimes their eyes roll, but i prefer when they just whimper; then i can at least eat my sandwich in peace.
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Life is Beautiful. It is the world sucks.
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Critique Thyself
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Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
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If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
#1643 -228 = 3162 - 3390 - +
Is there an officer, problem ?
#5221 -228 = 2349 - 2577 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
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revolution means going around in circles.
#2419 -229 = 2628 - 2857 - +
there is an error in this sentence.
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sometimes, i wish a star would have wished upon me, so then i would not have to wish upon one.
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The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
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that which nourishes me, destroys me.
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skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
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Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
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You will find the correct answer in the murkiest mists of confusion.
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You used to split your time between your mother's ovaries and your father's testicles? ME TOO!
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94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
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Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
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The toof will set you fwee.
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One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
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Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what happened, but of what men believe happened.
-Gerald W. Johnston
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resolutions serve to ease our conscience
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DANGER: EVERY STRUCTURE IS UNSTABLE.
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Buddha made me do it.
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Wretched excess is it's own reward
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the ripple is not the water.
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An ounce of dignity is no cure for stupid
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Consume, conform, OBEY!
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low expectations are good protection
#2006 -233 = 2544 - 2777 - +
To be free today means to participate.
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Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
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Great minds think alike, but they seldom march in single file.
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