Semi Official Memebomb Archive

My body is clay for me to mold
#6523 10 = 91 - 81 - +
Never take criticism from someone you wouldn't take advice from.
#6524 6 = 78 - 72 - +
do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
love is the law, love under will.
93
#6522 2 = 184 - 182 - +
Gamergate was here
#6525 1 = 29 - 28 - +
all those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain.
#6520 -8 = 189 - 197 - +
In an oligarchy only the wealthy have political power. Who runs your country?
#6512 -20 = 418 - 438 - +
beware the new movie of marley - halloween passed but she didn't
#6517 -20 = 270 - 290 - +
I stared into the eyes of god last night, I have lived 1000 lifetimes. Seek Knowledge, it is the only thing that can save you.
#6521 -24 = 173 - 197 - +
The problem with Understanding things is that they might fall on you.
#6519 -27 = 207 - 234 - +
fuck it we ball
#6516 -29 = 259 - 288 - +
If we are truly all mad here, I cannot make you mad. I can only show you my virgin of madness.
#6514 -32 = 321 - 353 - +
Stop running and walk,
stop walking and sit.
You will be something,
if that something is you.
- MAG IVAN
#6518 -37 = 260 - 297 - +
It's far more than a good excuse, it's a valid reason!
#6501 -40 = 1066 - 1106 - +
eeeee, be mite
#6515 -42 = 271 - 313 - +
Madness can neither be created nor destroyed; it simply changes form.
#6513 -48 = 332 - 380 - +
The president was senile and the world didn't end.
#6511 -51 = 404 - 455 - +
Even the Buddha was aware of his enlightenment, much to his chagrin.
#6504 -55 = 724 - 779 - +
I believe in karma... that means I can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
#6503 -56 = 1007 - 1063 - +
All's fair in love and Hobo's
#6507 -65 = 598 - 663 - +
TRUST ONLY THOSE WHO SEEK THE TRUTH, NEVER THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND IT.
#6509 -81 = 551 - 632 - +
ASHAMED OF BEING A JACK-OF-ALL-TRADES AND MASTER OF NONE? JUST REMEMBER HOW MANY FACETS IT TAKES A DIAMOND TO TRULY SHINE!
#6508 -85 = 551 - 636 - +
I think as I will, I feel as I will, I choose as I will, I act as I will, and I experience as I will. Such is doctrine unto the divine for the sake of all individual's sovereignty in this worldly kingdom.
#6502 -96 = 1034 - 1130 - +
Pretend you're not pretending
#6506 -97 = 634 - 731 - +
I'm angry Orwell didn't kill the cat off for finding Napoleon's secrets, I mean, curiosity killed the cat for eris sake
#6505 -107 = 686 - 793 - +
THINK SHARPER, NOT HARDER, DIVIDE AND CONQUER!
#6510 -132 = 512 - 644 - +
Remember, don't eat the people until after the plane has crashed
#6500 -138 = 1319 - 1457 - +
I am an affront to God, the devil, and everything in between.
#6494 -157 = 1818 - 1975 - +
farts in jars though.
#6495 -159 = 1610 - 1769 - +
Since we're not all there, we're all here
#6499 -168 = 1353 - 1521 - +
Thigh highs are the currency of a new generation
#6491 -178 = 1781 - 1959 - +
The god you believe is not only urine, but feces
#6497 -183 = 1494 - 1677 - +
Truth would quickly cease to become stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.
-Henry Louis Mencken
#3006 -192 = 3662 - 3854 - +
Levity Sucks!
#4486 -193 = 3547 - 3740 - +
Is there anybody in between there?
#6498 -201 = 1430 - 1631 - +
 
bleed for the international power
#6479 -204 = 2085 - 2289 - +
There is no limit to the creativity and brlliance a person can display in suggesting a solution to a problem they don't really understand
#4656 -205 = 3886 - 4091 - +
I can stand it if I don't get what I want or need
#5836 -210 = 2717 - 2927 - +
ATTENTION: The outside will be closing in ten minutes.
#779 -212 = 4188 - 4400 - +
You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb.
#3451 -212 = 2928 - 3140 - +
Labor intensive hugs (LIH) are a thing of the past with new orgorgon florgist!
#6496 -213 = 1448 - 1661 - +
You might not count in the New World Order
#3338 -215 = 3471 - 3686 - +
when something terrible happens people wake up
#3174 -216 = 3512 - 3728 - +
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
#4724 -216 = 3585 - 3801 - +
As we speak, the powers that be are attempting to retrieve Unit 04, assuming it actually was pulled into a hard case, and he needs to blow the whole truth to them.
#769 -221 = 3333 - 3554 - +
The classical Greeks were not influenced by the classical Greeks.
#2647 -221 = 3042 - 3263 - +
skull fuckers come off cock-eyed.
#6171 -221 = 3960 - 4181 - +
94% of hotel guests expect no surprises when entering their room.
#585 -222 = 4305 - 4527 - +
You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, while it does big things badly, does small things badly too.
#3360 -222 = 3658 - 3880 - +
Be young - shut up!
#804 -223 = 3705 - 3928 - +
Step on a crack
#2549 -223 = 3075 - 3298 - +
Look behind you, they're looking behind you.
#1993 -224 = 3415 - 3639 - +
Don't get even. Get odd.
#4347 -224 = 2648 - 2872 - +
I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself
#1509 -225 = 2866 - 3091 - +
Whatever you're doing, just stop.
#4016 -225 = 2942 - 3167 - +
Bacon transforms men into incredibly sensitive and generous lovers and guarantees women the longest and most intense orgasms imaginable.
#787 -227 = 3943 - 4170 - +
Good Morning!
Nope, nothing's changed.
#1343 -227 = 2601 - 2828 - +
Don't quote this
#5639 -227 = 2855 - 3082 - +
the ripple is not the water.
#6281 -227 = 4264 - 4491 - +
Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth.
-Lillian Hellman
#971 -228 = 3643 - 3871 - +
It's better to light a candle than to curse the dark
#4672 -228 = 4172 - 4400 - +
The best things in life are imaginary
#4830 -228 = 3126 - 3354 - +
Our depression du jour is from a loss of confidence
#4862 -228 = 3172 - 3400 - +
It's all in the mind, ya know.
#1835 -229 = 2909 - 3138 - +
The apocalypse is the root of all evil.
#3455 -229 = 3086 - 3315 - +
Falling from a great height does not kill, but the sudden stop will,
#5175 -229 = 3084 - 3313 - +
you are just an upgraded monkey
#5982 -229 = 4174 - 4403 - +
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
#1586 -230 = 4885 - 5115 - +
Live fast, live slow, die anyway.
#1988 -230 = 2826 - 3056 - +
Workers of the world, have fun!
#3235 -230 = 2948 - 3178 - +
Watch this space, but not too intently.
#3954 -230 = 3541 - 3771 - +
Prohibition makes the heart grow fonder.
#4918 -231 = 3142 - 3373 - +
If Two People are arguing and neither has an opinion, which one is right?
#5541 -231 = 3012 - 3243 - +
Stop reading me. I am not dressed.
#5855 -231 = 3142 - 3373 - +
How's that working out for you?
#1464 -232 = 2519 - 2751 - +
If Life gives you Chaos, you have won.
#4488 -232 = 3724 - 3956 - +
The fact that someone said "no" doesn't mean I shouldn't have made the request in the first place
#5837 -232 = 3107 - 3339 - +
action causes more trouble than thought
#656 -233 = 3311 - 3544 - +
Do not live, do not die.
#1034 -233 = 2956 - 3189 - +
Asking questions is the only way to get answers.
#3900 -233 = 3377 - 3610 - +
The charms of a woman are directly related to the speed of her passing.
#2646 -233 = 3465 - 3698 - +
problem solver or problem maker
#3500 -233 = 3088 - 3321 - +
The surrealist is the only realist.
#4316 -233 = 3765 - 3998 - +
It's true what they say about women. It's an irregular plural.
#1879 -234 = 4312 - 4546 - +
mostly you should mind your own business
#2077 -234 = 3428 - 3662 - +
stasis is a dream state
#2548 -234 = 2570 - 2804 - +
Ordo ab Chao ....
#5332 -234 = 3051 - 3285 - +
if you don't fucking relax, i will kill you!
#6221 -234 = 3621 - 3855 - +
EXECUTE ALL CURIOUS CATS IMMEDIATELY!
#6261 -234 = 4268 - 4502 - +
When push comes to shove, you will fall.
#3172 -235 = 3162 - 3397 - +
One day we awake our forth eye in the necklace, and no one will ever have to cry again.
#6017 -235 = 2830 - 3065 - +
I hate woman, Yet I FuCK PUSSIES ALL THE TIME.
#6077 -235 = 3490 - 3725 - +
sacrificing yourself for a bad cause is not a moral act
#2433 -236 = 3046 - 3282 - +
Sometimes I become spell-bound in the middle of Wal-Mart.
#2525 -236 = 3384 - 3620 - +
YOU are unfit for self-rule.
#3807 -236 = 3273 - 3509 - +
Again? thats the third time this week!
#4689 -236 = 3198 - 3434 - +
[Verification needed]
#4679 -236 = 2867 - 3103 - +
Science is true whether or not you believe it, but religion is true whether or not it’s true.
#5480 -236 = 2585 - 2821 - +
the world ends not with a whimper, not with a bang, but with a ying tong iddle i po i told you so
#5937 -236 = 2648 - 2884 - +
in a culture where even the doctors are out of touch with reality, who diagnoses the sickness of society?
#5957 -236 = 2936 - 3172 - +
Realities are actually REALI-bees
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